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sh!tty jobs you had to work (or still work) (pg. 2)
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| tortoise |
kinda on topic kinda off topic.
i worked at a drive through beer distributor. it was an ok job except for the local drinking and driving hicks and the weird manager. he always thought there was work to be done (i mean how many times can i sweep a f***ing parking lot in a day)
well anyways the story goes, it was a really busy day, there was a line of cars about 200 feet long. this vary large man easily 300+ pounds asked to use the bathroom. we only have an employee bathroom but we let him use it anyway. i saw him go in and come out and leave real fast later. didn't think anything of it at the time. well when the rush died down we discovered that the vary fat man all over the bathroom. the toilet, completely covered with , the watery kind. it was as if the version Mount St. Helens exploded upside down just over the toilet. in short: on walls, floor, toilet and a little on the sink. naturally the manager wanted some one to clean it up but everyone hated him so we would not do for under $ 300. as he was cleaning we heard him gaging and sewering. we where never happier at work.
cor version: FAT MAN S ON WALLS AND TOILET, MANAGER WILL CLEAN!!! VENGEANCE IS TY!!!
sorry for horrible spelling |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tortoise
kinda on topic kinda off topic.
i worked at a drive through beer distributor. it was an ok job except for the local drinking and driving hicks and the weird manager. he always thought there was work to be done (i mean how many times can i sweep a f***ing parking lot in a day)
well anyways the story goes, it was a really busy day, there was a line of cars about 200 feet long. this vary large man easily 300+ pounds asked to use the bathroom. we only have an employee bathroom but we let him use it anyway. i saw him go in and come out and leave real fast later. didn't think anything of it at the time. well when the rush died down we discovered that the vary fat man all over the bathroom. the toilet, completely covered with , the watery kind. it was as if the version Mount St. Helens exploded upside down just over the toilet. in short: on walls, floor, toilet and a little on the sink. naturally the manager wanted some one to clean it up but everyone hated him so we would not do for under $ 300. as he was cleaning we heard him gaging and sewering. we where never happier at work.
cor version: FAT MAN S ON WALLS AND TOILET, MANAGER WILL CLEAN!!! VENGEANCE IS TY!!!
sorry for horrible spelling |
hehe awesome. |
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| Project-K |
I mostly quit my ty jobs.
My very first job was in somekind of manufacture working dangerous machinery with little to no protective gear, I quit after 3 hours.
Then I worked at Zellers in the backstore lifting boxes all day. Quit after a week.
Worked as an assistant cook in a vegetarian restaurant with the bitchiest boss you can imagine, quit after 2 hours.
Then again those are all jobs I never should have taken in the first place. |
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| Nostalgic |
| Cashier at Target. Purposely got myself fired. Stupid, but whatever. |
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| Fast Turtle |
dollar store, ghetto theme park, pizza shop, ice cream shop, electronics refurbishment warehouse, dishwasher
the only one i ever quit angrily was the dishwashing one, and it's because the chef was an angry drunken dick, i really don't mind working silly dead end jobs because i go to university full time during most of the year |
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| L.E.N. |
Pet Store and Jamba Juice
dealing with food of any kind...pets suck too. |
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| emc^2 |
One ty/sorta fun job I worked:
Dominos Pizza.
We had this goofy of a manager who was like 23 and a "karate instructor". Imagine this guy:
a complete off - he was there to... yup. bang young chicks. He'd hire these 17-18 year olds and then em. One time I had to go to the walk-in freezer and I open it - there she is bent over against the rack, as he ing her from behind. Her and nips are ing hard as a rock from cold. He just yells "Close the ing door"!
One time we had to make a load of pizzas for a party. While taking one out of the oven, I burned my hand and pizza ended up on the floor, cheese down. It was a "supreme". The dude who worked with me just picked it up, threw it in the box, scraped the cheese from the floor with a spatula and handed it to the customer with a smile.
So, I was late for work few times and my manager decided to get in my face "oh, you're ing late, why are you late every time? yada yada yada". So I tell him to off and I tell him that I am going to show up on the days when I want to work and the shift I want to work. He goes ing stonewall on his face - like WTF? I tell him - well, you don't give me the hours I want, I'll call our district manager and tell him what you're doing in the freezer with underage employees. And if they don't take any action, I'll call the cops. The dude was speechless from such a blackmail. But I got the hours I wanted, even bumped up to (whooo whooo) 6.75/hr! and didn't have to work weekends. But it didn't last long, I quit coz job after all sucks. and it was too damn hot in the summer (esp. with freezer being occupied most of the time) |
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| Silky Johnson |
| LoL, some people are such fags. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
LoL, some people are such fags. |
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| enydo |
| Worked at a grocery store as a bagger / cart attendant. |
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| The17sss |
| My first job, I was 14 and worked at the Renaissance festival in the "Soup In a Bread Bowl" booth, and sometimes the Turkey Drumstick booth. Then I made the mistake of working at an Italian restaurant when I was 16-17... had the classic stereotype Italian boss who would be super nice to the customers, but a to his employees behind the scenes. He hit me in the knee with a golf club when I couldn't change a keg fast enough on a Friday night, and stabbed another guy in the hand with a pencil because he didn't pick up some sugar packets that fell on the floor. Why didn't I quit right away, you ask? I was ing scared if I did, I'd find a horse head in my bed the next morning! |
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| Omega_Blue |
busboy @ $2.35 + tips. it sucked
that or, arby's bitch @ $5.50. also sucked |
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