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$2000 - Want to start business - Need ideas (pg. 3)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| get a job and go real estate. go hunting for firesales. |
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
take ur two thou, and pm me. I will teach u to turn that two thou into lots. ull be pissed where i tell u to spend it tho, but trust me itll work |
hookers and blow? |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
Any ideas people? |
Keep saving, with any luck the current downturn in the US economy at the moment will improve, now is not a good time for much of anything. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
take ur two thou, and pm me. I will teach u to turn that two thou into lots. ull be pissed where i tell u to spend it tho, but trust me itll work |
Listen to this man. He'll turn your money into lots of money. |
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| Fast Turtle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Keep saving, with any luck the current downturn in the US economy at the moment will improve, now is not a good time for much of anything. |
Well, it should be an excellent time to invest a medium amount of your total assets long term into solid stocks that are bottoming out due to the fears of further downfall. You'd need more than $2000 for that, though. |
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| Massive84 |
| Learn to play poker :) |
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| Rinster |
| rent a house with a few rooms.. and rent the rooms for a higher price to make profit of your friends :D |
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| Thunder5 |
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR CLEMENT OKON
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES. |
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| david.michael |
Sell drugs.
Duh. |
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| jonas |
| Mail order bride service. |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
But you said NOK was a stong buy 2 months ago when it was at $29 a share. Now its at $24. :p
you actually did have some nice pics. For the 3 months i was doing the day trade thing, i did make some profitable moves from your advice. :) |
I stand by my assessment. Nokia is a great company, and is dollar-store cheap. I compare it to buying a mansion for the price of an apartment. I see double digit stock appreciation. Maybe even 100%. You know I am a value investor who buys high quality at the cheapest possible prics, NOK fits my criteria very well...;)
I'm also guessing your profit moves came out of shipping or oil exploration picks of mine? |
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| Krypton |
So here's my current plan. I'm going to put off starting a business operation. But I will incorporate a shell company. I will be receiving $2000-3000 which I will put to good use paying my debts and restoring my liquidated investments. In the meantime, I will continue working on my business plan, which I have to say, is several pages long, with a lot of valuable plans inside. Valuable enough for me to lock them up in my safe as confidential documents scratched out on yellow legal pads. I'm tranferring from the $9000/yr University of Phoenix to the $3000/yr University of Texas. State school trumps private. Going in as a Finance Major, and I'm going to see how I can obtain some credentials such as a Series 6 or 7. Once I have credentials, I believe I'll have a strong foundation to enter the securities business, God willing.
I also have dreams of entering politics, but my personal past is ominously dark. When I think about it, my political opponents have plenty of ammunition to rip my personal record to shreds. I still have hope though. Bush II is an admitted drug user and alcoholic, and Clinton smoked weed, ad Obama did cocaine. I still have hope... |
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