Last night, a bright light came into my room and stole my dog.
I thought I would have the last laugh because I installed a nanosize produced Global Positioning System tracking interstellar longwave water-proof atomic broadcaster into my dogs brain, or in short, GPS.
So I go to my pet tracking service, http://www.globalpetfinder.com/ and type in my account. For the 3 minutes that it tracks the earth for my dog, I am sharpening my baseball bat-turned-spear with my machete.
Bessie gave me this dog for free. I told Bessie, I told her "I says to you Bessie, I says 'This my dog now. You says to me you says 'this you dog, you have it for me, I says.' So I says to her, I says, 'Next time you try to take my dogs from me, I'ma cut yo head off bitch!'"'".
That's when Global Pet Finder gives me the coordinates for my dog, NWA-187U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.C.O.P.192.168.0.1
So I put it in Google Maps, with an unsuccessful find, what the ?
Then I put it Google Earth, with an unsuccessful find, what the ?
Dazed, confused and hungry (I was going to to McDonalds after I found my dog), I went to Google Moon.
Frenchie
Wait, what?:wtf:
trunks1022
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Sunsnail
For some reason I think you're lying.
GPS satellites wouldn't track anything on the moon :)
tubularbills
Moongoose
quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
yada yada yada
Been doing drugs lately haven't you.
kadomony
so i says to mabel, i says
tubularbills
quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
so i says to mabel, i says
:stongue: :stongue: goddamn that was hillarious when bart said that
SuspicionVandit
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Originally posted by Sunsnail
For some reason I think you're lying.
GPS satellites wouldn't track anything on the moon :)
Well, I was up to a quadruple-double dare, anti-quinxies, triple-stamped, no-erasies with a fellow hacker on IRC. But he just kept refusing my request to hack the Army's Military GPS node (#4.8.15.16.23.42) and point it at the moon.
So I had to pull out the big guns and give him the my secret psychological trick, the BTTF.
What is the BTTF?
stren
xeno ?
yub yub
ziptnf
hooknife
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Originally posted by Moongoose
Been doing drugs lately haven't you.
