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popsicle stick jokes (pg. 2)
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| adi_hanson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
I think the rest of it is derived from Kanye West. |
bahh, how stupid of me , i could i not think of that |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by adi_hanson
popsicle , ice lolly ?
i can understand ice lolly
popsicle?
WTF
ice+lollypop = ice lolly
icicle i can guess is one part |
Ice lolly is the faggiest thing I've heard all day. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Ice lolly is the faggiest thing I've heard all day. |
lol +1 |
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| elFreak |
Ok this is a little racist so i will pc it up.
Halloween eve the night of all nights, for a African American boy's plan to get all the candy in sight. He dons a white wig, and big ups his chest. His costume so bad that big momma think he be best.
Boy: Momma, momma who is I? Who is I?
Momma: I don't know son who is you? Who is you?
Boy: Momma i bees Ben Franklin!
Momma: Go back up to your room and change boy! Ben Franklin was a cracka! Be true to yoself young blood!"
The little African American boy unsure what to be, runs up into his room to get a plan b. Little burnt light bulbs pop in his head as he rushes to the box beneath his brother Elmo's bed. A red gang bandanna and an eye patch for sight, he was sure he would gain big momma's delight.
Boy: Momma, momma who is I? Who is I?
Momma: I don't know son who is you? Who is you?
Boy: Momma i bees Pirates of the Carabeenen!
Momma: Go back up to your room and change boy!Supa Nintendo, sega Genesis, Johnny Depp was a skinny ass cracka! " (Slaps Boy with shoe)
The little African American boy was sadder then ever. He knew he could warm big momma's heart to his creative spirit. All of a sudden he had an idea. He rushed to the shed and promptly returned with a 2 by 4. The little African American boy shoved it up his ass with the greatest of might and yelped with a squeal of fried chicken delight.
He ran down the stairs, certain this time, big momma's anger would sure be behind.
Boy: Momma, momma who is I? Who is I?
Momma: I don't know son who is you? Who is you?
Boy: Momma i bees a fudgicle!
And they all live happily ever after.
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| Slylee |
| ur still gay chach |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
Ok this is a little racist so i will pc it up.
Halloween eve the night of all nights, for a African American boy's plan to get all the candy in sight. He dons a white wig, and big ups his chest. His costume so bad that big momma think he be best.
Boy: Momma, momma who is I? Who is I?
Momma: I don't know son who is you? Who is you?
Boy: Momma i bees Ben Franklin!
Momma: Go back up to your room and change boy! Ben Franklin was a cracka! Be true to yoself young blood!"
The little African American boy unsure what to be, runs up into his room to get a plan b. Little burnt light bulbs pop in his head as he rushes to the box beneath his brother Elmo's bed. A red gang bandanna and an eye patch for sight, he was sure he would gain big momma's delight.
Boy: Momma, momma who is I? Who is I?
Momma: I don't know son who is you? Who is you?
Boy: Momma i bees Pirates of the Carabeenen!
Momma: Go back up to your room and change boy!Supa Nintendo, sega Genesis, Johnny Depp was a skinny ass cracka! " (Slaps Boy with shoe)
The little African American boy was sadder then ever. He knew he could warm big momma's heart to his creative spirit. All of a sudden he had an idea. He rushed to the shed and promptly returned with a 2 by 4. The little African American boy shoved it up his ass with the greatest of might and yelped with a squeal of fried chicken delight.
He ran down the stairs, certain this time, big momma's anger would sure be behind.
Boy: Momma, momma who is I? Who is I?
Momma: I don't know son who is you? Who is you?
Boy: Momma i bees a fudgicle!
And they all live happily ever after.
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That's a big popsicle. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| When I was younger all the black kids in my mom's neighbourhood called me Popsicle Pete....because I was so skinny my legs were like popsicle sticks. :/ |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
When I was younger all the black kids in my mom's neighbourhood called me Popsicle Pete....because I was so skinny my legs were like popsicle sticks. :/ |
admit it, you were going to say nigger:mad: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| As long as you know I was thinking it, my story is a success. :gsmile: |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
When I was younger all the black kids in my mom's neighbourhood called me Popsicle Pete....because I was so skinny my legs were like popsicle sticks. :/ |
where did they get "pete" from :wtf: |
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