OK, so i have one of my frequent insomnia episodes. Nothing unusual about that, I'm behind on my exams and it will be the end of the semester soon. But that's not the point. I'm lying in bed trying to get at least a few hours sleep, when i hear some noises outside of our house. I check my watch, its 3am so i think that the newspaper guy is a bit early today and then I realise that the newspaper guy doesn't deliver on foot. I jump out of my bed and to the balcony to see what's up. Of course its dark outside so i cant see . I begin to turn around to go back to bed thinking that i probably just imagined everything when i hear something again. While turning around I think to myself "That's odd, it sounds like someone is putting water into..."
And then, in the middle of that thought, is when i see some ing kid with his pants down PISSING INTO OUR ING POOL! Just before i let a sound out, another noise begins. The ing kid has an accomplice or two with him. I see one of them standing on top of my fathers company car and the other one that i cant see starts banging on the windows of our house, which of course wakes up the dog who starts barking so loud that he could wake the dead.
Being in such a fowl mood these pasts few weeks that even Lucifer, demon overlord of hell wouldn't dare to cross my path, this of course puts me over the edge. I go inside, pick up my katana replica (still sharp and deadly though), run down the stairs and outside to confront (or stab/slash, whatever comes first)these ing brats. however I'm to late, when i come down i just see the one kid with his pants still half down running over the neighbours garden ruining his vegetables. So as i stand there outside in my tshirt and boxer shorts and with a Japanese sword in my hand, trying to decide if its worth chasing after those ******s when i hear a commotion going on at the neighbours house across the street. First a loud sound, then his dogs start barking like mad, and finally the alarms on his car start making a lot of noise, and after that i hear similar noises coming from more houses on our street. Good ing god, these kids really decided to stir up some tonight. I decide not to call the police (i think one of the neighbours will though, i heard some glass shattering, hope they only broke a window on his house and not on his car) and go back inside. Since im so ing pissed right now i cant sleep even if i wanted to (which i do) i decide to went here in the cor.
You know what, i would like to see these kids, if they ever get caught, charged with the death penalty. And im not even kidding about that. Too bad we dont have death penalty in this country.
Lebezniatnikov
You knew they were next door and you didn't even go after them? He'd be disappointed.
verndogs
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Originally posted by Moongoose
Who pissed on your poo......I mean cheerios today?
Lilith
Get a large, bitey dog that has a bad disposition.
Kids are to large bitey dogs like cake is to fatties, they just can't help themselves.
DigitalPhoenix
LOL...you're getting old
dont you remember when you were the one stirring up with your friends
and laughed about it afterwards?
Axer
as soon as they started walking...
Project-K
You should've called the cops. I do it for less than that. Imagine the delicious beating these little s would've gotten from their alcoholic fathers.
changosanch
Let's see, after all this commotion & being soooo pissed off, you decided to NOT call the police? Instead, you rely on your neighbors?
God I hope they left a turd in your pool.
Sunsnail
This is why you need a gun.
nchs09
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Originally posted by Moongoose
OK, so i have one of my frequent insomnia episodes. Nothing unusual about that, I'm behind on my exams and it will be the end of the semester soon. But that's not the point. I'm lying in bed trying to get at least a few hours sleep, when i hear some noises outside of our house. I check my watch, its 3am so i think that the newspaper guy is a bit early today and then I realise that the newspaper guy doesn't deliver on foot. I jump out of my bed and to the balcony to see what's up. Of course its dark outside so i cant see . I begin to turn around to go back to bed thinking that i probably just imagined everything when i hear something again. While turning around I think to myself "That's odd, it sounds like someone is putting water into..."
And then, in the middle of that thought, is when i see some ing kid with his pants down PISSING INTO OUR ING POOL! Just before i let a sound out, another noise begins. The ing kid has an accomplice or two with him. I see one of them standing on top of my fathers company car and the other one that i cant see starts banging on the windows of our house, which of course wakes up the dog who starts barking so loud that he could wake the dead.
Being in such a fowl mood these pasts few weeks that even Lucifer, demon overlord of hell wouldn't dare to cross my path, this of course puts me over the edge. I go inside, pick up my katana replica (still sharp and deadly though), run down the stairs and outside to confront (or stab/slash, whatever comes first)these ing brats. however I'm to late, when i come down i just see the one kid with his pants still half down running over the neighbours garden ruining his vegetables. So as i stand there outside in my tshirt and boxer shorts and with a Japanese sword in my hand, trying to decide if its worth chasing after those ******s when i hear a commotion going on at the neighbours house across the street. First a loud sound, then his dogs start barking like mad, and finally the alarms on his car start making a lot of noise, and after that i hear similar noises coming from more houses on our street. Good ing god, these kids really decided to stir up some tonight. I decide not to call the police (i think one of the neighbours will though, i heard some glass shattering, hope they only broke a window on his house and not on his car) and go back inside. Since im so ing pissed right now i cant sleep even if i wanted to (which i do) i decide to went here in the cor.
You know what, i would like to see these kids, if they ever get caught, charged with the death penalty. And im not even kidding about that. Too bad we dont have death penalty in this country.
haha why would you get up when you hear a noise outside and you are sleeping? i would just turn around and go back to bed (prob with giant morning wood, so id have to move my from one side to the other)...
i worry more about morning wood than you do about noises outside. You suck.
kadomony
i'd grab a bat. smear blood (from a container i'd keep for just such an occasion) in a war-paint pattern on my face, and run outside shirtless with a look of insane fury in my eyes (nicholson in The Shining look) and yell out "LET'S PLAY, MOTHAAAAAAAAS"
nchs09
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Originally posted by kadomony
i'd grab a bat. smear blood (from a container i'd keep for just such an occasion) in a war-paint pattern on my face, and run outside shirtless with a look of insane fury in my eyes (nicholson in The Shining look) and yell out "LET'S PLAY, MOTHAAAAAAAAS"
