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Your most favoritest quotes ever, EVER (pg. 3)
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| Audious |
"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest mother****** in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.
Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest mother****** in the world. The position is taken."
-Snow Crash |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Audious
"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest mother****** in the world. |
Lies... I still think that. :p |
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| wotyzoid |
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
Tyler Durden |
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| SuspicionVandit |
Marge: "All the lord asks for is just 1 hour a week of your time, is that too much to ask?"
Homer: "Well maybe he should have made the week an hour longer" |
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| Zoso |
Pretty much anything by Steinbeck.
"But Charley doesn't have our problems. He doesn't belong to a species clever enough to split the atom but not clever enough to live in peace with itself. He doesn't even know about race, nor is he concerned with his sister's marriage. It's quite the opposite. Once Charley fell in love with a daschund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully."
--John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley |
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| Dervish |
Cliff Calvin
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
Interviewer: "Do you think Ringo is the best rock drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles."
Interviewer: "What was most remarkable for you in 2002?"
James Holden: "How stupid the Americans can be."
Dave Clarke: "Trance is for plebs and nonces."
Noel Gallagher: "Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles."
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| Dervish |
| Love the ringo quote lol. Is a **** too by all accounts. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
BIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAA
or whatever the phrase was during the 2004 election campaign in the Us when some sweaty fate **** was yelling during a rally " and we're gonna take back the white house" |
I ing hate that "word" so Goddamned mothering much. *hatehatehatehatehatehate* :mad: :mad:
After the Chappelle Show did that skit mocking it my kid brother started whoring it, and he STILL uses it as part of his semi-regular vocabulary. It's not so much the word that I hate, just that I've heard it so ing much that every time someone says it I want to choke them.
I do love you, though, jdat.  |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| 'Sometimes, the only realists are the dreamers. Robert Kennedy once said, "The future will not belong to those who are content with the present." I think the future also will not belong to those who are cynical or those who stand on the sidelines. The future will belong to those who have passion and are willing to work hard to make our country better. The future will belong to those, in Eleanor Roosevelt's words, "who believe in the beauty of their dreams."' -- Paul Wellstone |
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| idoru |
Oh, and I suppose I should contribute to this in a positive way...
"The reason I don't play ballads? Because I love to play them."
- Miles Davis
“Music kind of sucks. Nobody’s into being a musician. Everybody’s getting their mogul on. You’ve been so infiltrated by this corporate mentality that all the time you’d spend getting great songs together, you’re busy doing nine other things that have nothing to do with art. You know how ty Stevie Wonder’s songs would have been if he had to run a in’ clothing company and a cologne line? … Rap sucks, for the most part. Not all rap, but as an art form it’s just not at its best moment. Sammy the Bull would have made a ty album. And I don’t really have a desire to hear Warren Buffett’s album - or the new CD by Paul Allen. That’s what everybody’s aspiring to be.”
- Chris Rock |
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| Clovis |
| " it Dude, lets go bowling" |
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