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Damn Grapefruit!!!
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're ugly"
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
He says, "Because you're ugly"
:stongue: :stongue: |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Nasty but funny :D |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| GRAPEFRUIT |
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| Miss Proximus |
| I don;t see what the grapefruit has to do wiv it :) |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| you dont?! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| dj_mdma |
| I don't!!! If it was sommat like a Cucumber, Banana or Carrot, then that would make a whole lot more sense! |
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| DaveC |
lol
i dont really understand why the title of the thread is "damn grapefruit" though :conf:
Or is it just ste's randomness?? lol |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveC
Or is it just ste's randomness?? lol |
*awards the golden grapefruit prize to dave*
you silly peopel thinking me saying grapefruit has anything to do with anything?! :tongue2 |
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