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Trance Nutter
Honestly I think pharmaceutical companies just think the population is stupid and will buy anything.

And they're probably right:rolleyes:


New from Eli Lilly
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Reconcile™ is a once-daily, chewable, flavored tablet for the treatment of separation anxiety in conjunction with a behavior modification plan.


Sounds kind of normal, right?

Until you find out its an anti-depressant FOR YOUR DOG:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

quote:
Separation anxiety is a clinical condition in your dog's brain. Your pet is not a bad dog. Your pet's behavior is the result of separation anxiety.


www.reconcile.com





But wait, theres more.

From Pfizer
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Introducing the first proven and dependable veterinary medication for the management of canine obesity.


SLENTROL (dirlotapide) is a solution formulated at a concentration of 5 mg/mL of dirlotapide for oral administration of dogs.



Its a diet drug for dogs:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:



Here's an idea, DON'T GIVE YOUR DOGS SO MUCH FOOD.








I'm buying Lilly and Pfizer stocks, these drugs will be blockbusters:rolleyes:
SuspicionVandit


DO NOT TAKE THIS BIPOLAR MEDICATION UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE.
Nice piano music! :)

I don't know whats up with fat dogs. I feed my dog everything I don't end up eating, and she is still pencil dick thin. McDonalds, Burger King, Costco Pizzas, she's got her life made.
tubularbills
BUT WAIT, TERE'S MORE! LOL
Ian
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Originally posted by tubularbills
BUT WAIT, TERE'S MORE! LOL


that sounds like a time life advert!

"but wait, there's more. buy now by credit card and get this free dvd of 'the best of cor news'"
tubularbills
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
that sounds like a time life advert!

"but wait, there's more. buy now by credit card and get this free dvd of 'the best of cor news'"


BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

If you buy withint the next SIXTY SECONDS you'll get TWO DVD's....FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ian
*buy buy buy*
MrJiveBoJingles
I took a course recently on drugs and the pharmaceutical industry. Really eye-opening.

"Reconcile," btw, is fluoxetine, also known as "Prozac." Prozac for your dog. :wtf:

Talk about expanding your market. :stongue:

It's an open question whether drugs should even be marketed to the general public anyway, since the vast majority of people know as much about drugs as they do about nuclear physics -- i.e., nothing.
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
The public is getting more retarded each year...can't blame big business for cashing in.
diggerz
all of you need medicine.
spanglo
"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain." - Friedrich Schiller

Ted Promo
Has someone been on **********.com and browsed their google ads? Shame on you.
Beat Blog
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I took a course recently on drugs and the pharmaceutical industry. Really eye-opening.

"Reconcile," btw, is fluoxetine, also known as "Prozac." Prozac for your dog. :wtf:

Talk about expanding your market. :stongue:

It's an open question whether drugs should even be marketed to the general public anyway, since the vast majority of people know as much about drugs as they do about nuclear physics -- i.e., nothing.


My auntie, a long time nurse, was telling us a story the other day about working in a country town where every time the locals got a cold, they would take all their left-over antibiotics from when they had had an actual sickness and the drugs had been prescribed to them.

(That's a double, because it also means they didn't take the full course when they were sick the first time!)

No wonder antibiotic-resistant super bugs are arising if people are doing stuff like this!
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