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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Some of mine:
"John McCain Takes the Olympic Gold in Gymnastics" :wtf:
"Mike Tyson to Fight Michael Jackson" (I would pay to see that) :stongue:
"Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda"
"Hillary Clinton Naked Video" :nervous: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
"BREAKING NEWS: PARENTS HELP TEENS GET HIGH"
"BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Asians lose lawsuits against Americans"
"BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager"
"BREAKING NEWS: Nature Did Not Connect the Funny Bone to the Satire Bone"
Okay. |
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| david.michael |
| People still get spam these days? |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
"BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager" |
:stongue:
| quote: | | Damien Hirst (born June 7, 1965) is an English artist...Death is a central theme in Hirst's works. He became famous for a series in which dead animals (including a shark, a sheep and a cow) are preservedsometimes having been dissectedin formaldehyde. |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst
For anyone wondering who Hirst is. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
People still get spam these days? |
Yes, but my Gmail account catches it all and saves it in a spam folder. I look through the folder occasionally to catch some of the funny titles. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
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Sorry about that :( |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by glittergirl
I'm currently receiving employment inquiries for the following positions:
GRAND HYATT
1000 H Street, NW
Washington DC, 20001
Administrative Assistant Catering
Asst Convention Services Floor Manager
Asst Manager Zephyrs Deli/Starbucks
Asst Restaurant Manager Grand Cafι
Bartender Grand Slam
Bell Attendant
Cashier/Order Taker In Room Dining
Catering Manager
Concierge
Cook III Cure Bar and Bistro
Culinary Supervisor Grand Slam
Culinary Supervisor Banquet
Fit Club Attendant Part Time
Busser Cure Bar and Bistro
Busser Grand Cafι
Garde Manger Cook III
Intermediate Garde Manger Cook
Minibar Attendant
Overnight Linen Runner Housekeeping
Part Time Off-Premise Banquet Server (Grand Cuisine)
Sales Manager Individual Travel
Security Officer
Security Supervisor
Server Grand Slam
Server In Room Dining
Serer The Cure
Sous Chef Banquets
Starbucks Attendant
Starbucks Supervisor
HYATT REGENCY WASHINGTON
400 New Jersey Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20001
Assistant Manager/CS Manager
Asst Executive Housekeeper
Associate Catering Director
Banquet Steward
Catering Manager
Concierge
Cook Lead Line
Front Office Agent
Guest Services Manager
Housekeeper / Room Attendant
Night Cleaner F&B
Night Cleaner Housekeeping
PM Housekeeper Room Attendant
Sales Manager
Cocktail Server
Steward
HYATT REGENCY CRYSTAL CITY
2799 Jefferson Davis Highway
Arlington, VA 22202
Assistant Executive Steward
Bell Attendant
Catering/Convention Services Manager
Cook II Intermediate Line
Door Attendant
Food Server Assistant (Busser)
Front Office Agent
Greeter
Houseperson Banquets/CS
Lobby Bar Server
Pastry Cook
Pastry Supervisor
PBX operator Flex/Overnight
Reservationist
Security Officer FLEX
Storeroom Attendant
Valet Attendant
WHY HYATT?
Some of our many excellent benefits include:
Free hot meals everyday!
Discount Dry Cleaning
Free Uniform Cleaning
Discount Movie Tickets for AMC & Regal
Employee Rate Rooms begins immediately for associates and their family
Metrochecks
Jury Duty Pay
Turkey at Thanksgiving
Employee Discount Membership at Club Fit
Medical/Dental Insurance
VSP Vision Service Plan
Basic Life Insurance
Supplemental Life Insurance
Short-Term Disability Insurance
401(K) Retirement Plan
Personal or Medical Leave
Holiday Pay (9-10 holidays)
2 weeks paid vacation after one year
12 complimentary hotel rooms anywhere in the world after 1 year
5 sick days
Extended Illness Day
Family or Medical Leave
Tuition Reimbursement
LifeBalance
Travel Discounts Avis Rental Car, Enterprise Rental Car, Amusement Parks
Discounts with Sprint/Nextel, Verizon, T-Mobile
Discounts with Jos A.
Banks, Ford X Plan, Dell Computers, ABT Electronics
Employee Referrals up to $750!
Direct Deposit
Apple Federal Credit Union
COMP days for sales managers/catering managers
Most hourly positions have 6-month raise
What do I do if I am interested???
Send your resume to: [email protected][/email]
cc: [email protected]
I will respond within 24 hours.
If you have any questions about a particular position, pay rates, or any career advice in general, don't hesitate to message me back, call me, or email me!!
Amy Anthony
Area Recruitment Manager
Hyatt Hotels and Resorts
703-823-3687
[email protected]
[email][email protected] |
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| Ian |
| i read it as spasms :( |
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| glittergirl |
I didn't mean it as a spam.
You'd be surprised how many people contacted me from other message boards where I posted that, or passed the info along to their friends.
One person's idea of "spam" could be valuable to someone else.
I removed it. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Sorry about that :( |
Dude, it made a world of difference ;) |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by glittergirl
I didn't mean it as a spam.
You'd be surprised how many people contacted me from other message boards where I posted that, or passed the info along to their friends.
One person's idea of "spam" could be valuable to someone else.
I removed it. |
I'd take a job there. Will they pay my travel expenses to/from work :) ? |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
"McDonald's Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marriage License"
"Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT"
"Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin"
"Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton"
"Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit"
"Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize"
"Last longer in bed -- We can transform your puny pecker into a heroic master of the universe." |
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