damn, what the is going on with all the good comedians dying? first, George Carlin. Now, Bernie Mac. I guess even god himself is fed up with hearing Dane Cook's voice and wants to block it out, since Satan is intent on keeping Dane Cook alive for as long as possible, to piss the out of living beings and the supreme being him/herself.
Why can't there be some good news, like:
"Dane Cook gets bitten into his ballsack by a black mamba"
or
"Dane Cook dies from internal bleeding after being impaled on Eddie Murphy's penis"
or
"Dane Cook gets hit by an 18 wheeler, a freight train, and an armored truck and then gets stung in the face by a copperhead, a spider, and gets a jizz blast to the face from an HIV-positive hobo".
