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good quotes volume 47 (pg. 3)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| "do you like that?" -elizabeth fritzl's father. |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I got as far as
Oh well. |
The premier Chinese text. For business, sport, or war... |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
The premier Chinese text. For business, sport, or war... |
I dunno man, for business, sport or war, I'd like to go on something a little more solid than having heaven as one of your main tactics. Heaven seems like a lame 'backup plan' to me. |
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| Sonic_c |
"dude im so ed i think (pause) whoaaaaaa man look look quickly look theres a dog driving a car....wait...is that a dog or a policeman?"
Me on acid in ibiza and it was a cop parked up watching me pointing at him walking toward his car. |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I dunno man, for business, sport or war, I'd like to go on something a little more solid than having heaven as one of your main tactics. Heaven seems like a lame 'backup plan' to me. |
If you read further along, the context of heaven is #7...
7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat,
times and seasons.
NOT spiritual heaven! In ancient times, the heavens meant the sky and weather... |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| sun tzu aint gonna save you from the supcom butt i have planned. |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
sun tzu aint gonna save you from the supcom butt i have planned. |
I can't wait to ass rape your commander..another 12 days until I get my comp..:( |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
If you read further along, the context of heaven is #7...
7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat,
times and seasons.
NOT spiritual heaven! In ancient times, the heavens meant the sky and weather... |
So Mr Tzu likes to be long winded in his philosophies? Why not say "(2) night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons" in the beginning, and then not have to make a "Oh, btw, by 'heaven' I meant....etc..." statement later on?
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
I can't wait to ass rape your commander..another 12 days until I get my comp..:( |
12 days? well, plenty of time for you to rush out and buy some lube! |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
12 days? well, plenty of time for you to rush out and buy some lube! |
should do the trick..
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| diggerz |
so here's one i found lying around on the gamespot forums
"This is a free country! Everyone knows that gay kids exist.
Every family has at least one gay member, and if you can't
hand-pick any, then you're probably it"
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| diggerz |
I have a not so clever punch-line for that
return of the gay zombie biker kids lol |
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