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guys going shirtless at the GUV (pg. 4)
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| Vivid Boy |
| thats why i go to decent clubs where you're only allowed in by what you wear and how good looking you are (I bring good looking girls with me in order to get by this last rule) |
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| ExtremeWays |
| quote: | | Not wearing a shirt at guv is a way to identify yourself as gay. So if you're gay by all means go shirtless it might lead to some bumseks. |
I think we need a better system. |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
(I bring good looking girls with me in order to get by this last rule) |
lol :stongue: |
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| RobotHouse |
| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
Alright Mr RobotHouse, I will play along with your solution for a second...
So Guv has a shirtless day during which the building is firebombed. One tremendously cruel invididual seems to think this will be a good riddance. In order to not to injustice to this cruel psychopath who thinks arson is a good solution, I will use a false name to protect his identity. For the sake of seeing what would happen by playing along with you idea let's give this character the name Mr. ArtificialIntelligence House. This character (Mr ArtificialIntelligence House) is a fictional character. Any similarities to real life persons are coincidental.
Mr ArtificialIntelligence House leaves the evening thinking all is fine and dandy but little did he know what would occur in the weeks and months to come after.
In a worldwide protest and sign of support to the shirtless gentlemen who parished in this horrendous crime at the hands of Mr. ArtificialIntelligence House, people begin spontaneously removing their shirts everywhere.
So now Mr ArtificialIntelligence House has a new problem. For starters he is a mass murderer. And secondly with the rest of the world going bareback he will be laughed at for being the only shirted one around. Fearing to be singled out more than anything, Mr ArtificialIntelligence House has no choice but to remove his shirt. But since he is a strict follower of his own rule, he lights himself on fire and dies, ironically to say the least.
So there you have it...unless you want to be destined to commit suicide yourself better leave the carwash crew alone. |
no i would commit the ultimate irony and wear a shirt that says FOR ALL THOSE WHO PARISHED. and the design would be the guv on fire with the american flag in the backround and a giant eagle looking down on it with a single tear falling from its eye while hundreds of shirtless patrons run flaming (literally and metaphorically) from the ruins of the guvernment.
an alternate design would be a giant eagle flying over the fire bombed guvernment with the monster truck Gravedigger in its talons, carrying it to safety, and me hanging out the drivers side giving the thumbs up. |
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| msz |
| i always take a big lick down the guys back. taste so good |
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| fuzz |
seriously - this is a hilarious thread - i gotta say my piece
its hot in the guv - really hot - wanting to take off my shirt has come to my mind but that last smidge of respect for other people keeps me from doing it - Guv is not the beach nor a change room - I don't care how ripped you are - in fact, I find some of the juice monkeys the sweatiest (maybe they should do cardio?) but either way no man should be bare chested at the guv - its just too grimy
if you think you're gonna sweat your bag off - wear a beater or a loose thin t-shirt - i still can't believe when I see people wearing sweaters on top of golf shirts on top of beaters - the ending up topless - just plain dumb
nothing wrong with being gay - just know that going topless identifies you as gay or straight up whacked out |
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| VDub |
| quote: | Originally posted by barbina
agreeeeddddd
i dont like ANY sweat touching me.
its okay if i know the person, but whoa.. random sweat = yuckkkk
/end spastic post |
This is the first post of yours I've read that didn't make sense... |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| This thread is giving me flashbacks of BeB 06 all over again. |
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| VDub |
What would be better???
Sweaty skin where at least some has evaporated???
Or a drenched shirt which prolly smells??? |
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| jchung52 |
| quote: | Originally posted by VDub
What would be better???
Sweaty skin where at least some has evaporated???
Or a drenched shirt which prolly smells??? |
or how about a shot of ice cannon on the side |
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| jsibilin |
I sometimes have my shirt unbuttoned but that is as far as I go...
when it gets realy hot,, i take my water bottle and pour it over my head,, that way all the sweat gets washed away..
I really hate it when i am dancing and some juice monkey walks by rubs up against everyone and then lucky old me gets an armpit stinkie to the face!! :mad: |
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| kaniz |
You know what I hate? when a sweaty guy that has shaved his chest walks by, but it's grown in enough to be a bit scratchy - surprise, sandpaper!
But really, I couldn't care less if some people decide to go shirtless - to each their own, and it really doesn't bother me. Clubs are hot, people get sweaty - peoples sweat now and then ends up on you. Oh well. |
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