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when is it ok to pee in front of your bf/gf (pg. 19)
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| Leon |
Blueshift IZ away says:
frenchie's b0ebs are fake like bigfoot |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Leon
Blueshift IZ away says:
frenchie's b0ebs are fake like bigfoot |
dudeman says:
I ROVE DONURTS AND BIGFOOTS |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Leon
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| kr00t0n |
Holy crap, I've been eating miracle fruit since I was a kid (never knew what they were called), the grow all over the place in South Africa, hahah
So I guess I should start sucking then? |
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| Axer |
LOL @ Thread!
This thread reminds me of a joke!
This guy jumps on a bus at rush hour. There was this huuuuuuuge fat lady standing in front of him with her skirt stuck into her ass crack!
LOL
The man couldn't resist the temptations, so he pull out the skirt out of her ass crack, the lady got really :mad: and was like :wtf: are you doing! the man got :o , apologized and shoved the skirt back into her ass again!
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Axer
LOL @ Thread!
This thread reminds me of a joke!
This guy jumps on a bus at rush hour. There was this huuuuuuuge fat lady standing in front of him with her skirt stuck into her ass crack!
LOL
The man couldn't resist the temptations, so he pull out the skirt out of her ass crack, the lady got really :mad: and was like :wtf: are you doing! the man got :o , apologized and shoved the skirt back into her ass again!
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How is that a joke? |
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| LazFX |
maybe its the smoke and wine... but I remember a time I damn near wanted to go to the emergency room due to not wanting to pass gas in front of a new girl. held it and held it and then 4 hours later she left the house to go to the store and I damn near blew up.....
I later told her about it and her reply was to pass gas right there in front of me.... it smelt like flowers :stongue: "everyone farts laz" she told me.. "even pretty girls." |
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| Axer |
:stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
How is that a joke? |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
So I guess I should start sucking then? |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Axer
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Exactly, with the use of a punchline, I made a joke, what you typed is just a garbled mish-mash of a rather un-entertaining story. :p
{insert sounds effects, used in cartoon featuring Slylee and UWM many years ago that I cannot remember precisely, here}
Mmmmmm.... hot beef injection. |
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| Axer |
*whistles*
I couldn't hold my pee any longer! :nervous: :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Exactly, with the use of a punchline, I made a joke, what you typed is just a garbled mish-mash of a rather un-entertaining story. :p
{insert sounds effects, used in cartoon featuring Slylee and UWM many years ago that I cannot remember precisely, here}
Mmmmmm.... hot beef injection. |
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| squirrelly |
| I know this thread has gone waaaay off topic - but - Never. My ex and I did that, and we got toooo comfortable. Kinda took the sexiness away from each other. Actually, not kinda, it did. Once you've seen someone go #1 and #2... it's hard to see them as sexy anymore, all you see is that grunt face. :wtf: :wtf: |
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