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8 Most Awkward Childhood Moments
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| Sushipunk |
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Few things in life are as scarring as going to ask your parents if you can open the new box of Cocoa puffs, only to find your father putting his erect penis inside your mother. If the government could make the terrorists in Guantamo Bay watch their parents boning in front of them, we could get rid of waterboarding. The worst part about it is when your parents see you, they frantically try to pull the covers over themselves and turn away from you, except they haven’t coordinated this, so they each pull different things, resulting in them pulling covers off of another part of their body. This leaves you face to face with images such as the back of your dad’s nutsack, or your mom’s .
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| Leon |
| lol where did you grow up |
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| The17sss |
| :stongue: "When you’re little, boners, much like hurricanes, are an unstoppable force that comes with little or no warning, leaving you powerless until they’ve run their course. Your only hope is that they happen in unpopulated areas." |
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| couch-potato |
| I lol'd pretty damn hard. Thank you, kind sir! |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | | And if you’re not wearing pants or shorts that allow for the “Tuck it behind your belt” method, you’re forced to waddle towards a place where you can sit down, in hopes that pushing your ass out will leave enough open space in the crotch area of your shorts to give your boner some breathing room. Unfortunately everyone can identify that walk, and they suddenly stop whatever they’re doing and point and stare like they’re a group of Japanese tourists on a whale watching expedition. |
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| Project-K |
| Good times. :stongue: |
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| dj_alfi |
| aaaah the memories |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| I'm pretty sure all of those have happened to me EXCEPT #1. Thankfully. |
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| Pokit |
| #6 happened to me once in the middle of class right before I had to stand up and write something on the board in front of the class :wtf: |
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