|
My colon has a life of its own
|
View this Thread in Original format
| ziptnf |
| this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom. I literally out 5 pounds in 30 seconds. Maybe its the aids. |
|
|
| david.michael |
| So, what you're saying is that you get a lot of pounds in your colon at 2 AM? And, now you have AIDS? |
|
|
| whiskers |
man, you money?
i . but at least i don't have aids. |
|
|
| denys envy |
yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.
just ask my ex. |
|
|
| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.
just ask my ex. |
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder. |
|
|
| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder. |
that brown looks like dark red... which is somewhat appropriate. |
|
|
| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
that brown looks like dark red... |
Well if I had a nickel... |
|
|
| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Well if I had a nickel... |
...I'd play "hide the nickel". :p |
|
|
| nekholm |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom. |
This has happened to me too. Then you try to fart and almost your pants, so you have to get up and take a crap in the middle of the night. You sit there for a while thinking it's over, so you wipe and go back to bed, and then a minute later you have to run to the bathroom again. :mad: |
|
|
| lacksesepsotygh |
| looks like you all have a fling of ulcerative colitis or chrons. Ian and myself have been looking for companionship for a long time now. welcome aboard. |
|
|
| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder. |
Thats what she said. |
|
|
|
|
