|
name something none porn that you jerked off to lol
|
View this Thread in Original format
| LoveHate |
lol i know im not the only that has done this
late night gym fitness with those russian models and the 1800-888-8888 numbers that they try to make you call ftw :) |
|
|
| SkyHigh |
| my stepmoms silky panties..:cool: |
|
|
| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
cars |
The movie or just some real cars? :p |
|
|
| Zoso |
Also:
KRAMER: Hey, Georgie.
JERRY AND ELAINE: Hi.
(George sits down next to Elaine - opposite Kramer)
JERRY: (To George) What's the matter?
GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.
JERRY: "Caught" you? Doing what?
GEORGE: You know. (All three give him blank stares) I was alone..
ELAINE: (Making a face of surprise) You mean..?!
GEORGE: (Nods) Uh-huh.
KRAMER: (Laughing) She caught you?
(Elaine laughs with Kramer)
JERRY: Where?
GEORGE: (Not really wanting to embellish) ..I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes.. Nobody was there - they're supposed
to be working. (Jerry and Elaine look at each other - enjoying the story) My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..
JERRY: "Glamour"?
(Kramer and Elaine laugh slightly)
GEORGE: ..So, one thing lead to another.. |
|
|
| Slylee |
| real cars. me driving them more specifically. |
|
|
| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
real cars. me driving them more specifically. |
So you were multitasking? |
|
|
| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
So you were multitasking? |
With her vagina. |
|
|
| Slylee |
lol
im just gonna leave it at that. u guys already think i'm neurotic enough. |
|
|
| MrJiveBoJingles |
| Actually, jerking off while driving is hardly something that a neurotic person would do. |
|
|
| RJT |
| I did it earlier tonight. Fine way to pass the time, IMO. |
|
|
| Slylee |
no dude i dont masturbate while driving.
nevermind.
that's funny though cuz the last guy i dated admitted to me that he jerks off sometimes on his ride to work (he has a long highway drive like 2 hours almost) and i died laughing when he told me this. i thought it was hilarious. i was like, "where do u cuM?" and he was like "i have a shirt i wipe it up with".
:stongue: |
|
|
|
|
