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PLEASE HELP! need relationship advice (pg. 3)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
You've got to push those feelings down into a deep and dark place within and keep then locked up until they explode in an unhealthy, spectacular and psychotic show of turmoil and despair. Become needy and clingy around her and be sure to be territorial over any other man that approach her. Act insecure and inadequate in front of her and constantly ask her for reassurance about the way look. She'll eventually come to realise you're everlasting desire for her and will reward you with her heart as you fly away together on the wings of love.
Let me know how it goes. |
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| kadomony |
what are "signals?
looking for so-called "signals"
it's always on, dude.
just go for it, although it might be to late by now, but still DO IT. |
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| Leon |
AJHAHAHAHG omg this i can't stop laughing at this thread
heh but really, DO NOT do as I did. I asked the girl if she wanted to go out boat shopping and there was an awkward 5 second silence, I thought she would realize I'm joking. whatever the hell compelled me to say this I don't know, it was a few years ago, but she went out with me to the marina anyway and on the date she told me she was into this other guy with bigger muscles :(
seriously now in your case, if you really feel comfortable and you feel like you're both on 'that level', you can tell if a relationship is going somewhere or you're just platonic 'talk buddies'
try to discern, and man, nothing is ballsier than just saying how you feel. it'll go a long way |
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| Leon |
| HAH sup sam!? how's that french chique |
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| elFreak |
just tell her man.The worst thing that happens is that she says no. If you wait you will get deeper and deeper into the "friend zone", and the deeper you get into that there is less chance it is going to happen. Don't think too much, don't plan what you want to say, if you two are very comfortable together as you say bring it up casually like anything else. There is a chance it could cause problems in the friendship, but so does keeping the way you feel under wraps. If you don't get it out you might begin to eventually tire of the friendship due to the unanswered questions in it. You only live once, so just do it.
cor version: grow some balls and bring the raep.
ps alt. I take viagra not because of ed, because on it you can cum multiple times without losing an erection. I like it when i make your mom's face look like a boston cream donut that got hit by a semi. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Leon
HAH sup sam!? how's that french chique |
OEHI /hoin |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
what are "signals? |


In Orange: No Wai!
In Blue: Yes Wai! |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
Don't think too much |
word.
thinking and attracting women really don't go together.
action, not reaction. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
You've got to push those feelings down into a deep and dark place within and keep then locked up until they explode in an unhealthy, spectacular and psychotic show of turmoil and despair. Become needy and clingy around her and be sure to be territorial over any other men that approach her. Act insecure and inadequate in front of her and constantly ask her for reassurance about the way you look. She'll eventually come to realise you're everlasting desire for her and will reward you with her heart as you fly away together on the wings of love.
Let me know how it goes. |
.... fly away together on the wings of love.... LOLOLOLOL! :haha: |
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| sean5 |
| if you didn't learn in high school then you should move on. focus on being financially successful and then you will have enough money to go to the bar when necessary and easily pick up the girls you need to release your sexual energy. |
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| elFreak |
needing a lot of cash to sodomize women is a myth.
you just need balls and enough confidence to make her want to chase you.Even ugly people can do this. |
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