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I just had the weirdest dream (pg. 3)
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| delobbo |
awesome dream, loved the 'brb' part...
i had a dream earlier today that McCain was Two-face from The Dark Knight .... |
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| fbgdavidson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
So I was at this fancy restaurant and this chick and I were on a date and we started off with wine and then were eating nice food throughout the night blah blah blah. I went to pee and came back and she was all mad and I was all "wut?" and she was like "look at the ing bill." It was $5,000. She only volunteered to pay $100. I was pissed cuz I didn't think it would be more than $500.
I forced the waitress to give us our menu so we could show her what we ordered and that she overcharged us. Before the menu had had food on it but now it was a blueprint of us and everyone around us. I was circling people's mouths and genitalia saying stuff like "I kissed her, he gave me head," while the waitress was nodding and jotting down the price of each sexual act I and my date had performed on the people around us. My date was like "don't forget you ed me," and I was like "yeh yeh."
Suddenly I turned to the waitress and was like "wait why are we being charged for this? I could have ed her for free!" And she was like "yeh but this is an expensive restaurant. See Will Smith is right over there."
I had to think about it so I went into the locker room (at the restaurant) and was talking to all these naked dudes in their 30s. As they put on their clothes they turned into their 60s and were like "yah thank god *I* used my $5,000 for grad school. How about you Jake?" and I was like brb.
I asked the waitress where the main computer was with our info on it so I could destroy it. She said "you can't destroy the information but it's all stored in one computer." I ran around the restaurant to find the 'one computer' located at the front. I pulled it out and ran outside towards the hot tub, yelled at the kids in it "GET TEH OUT!" and threw it in.
People all dressed in black, and Will Smith, were chasing me with sticks. Finally my best friend drove by and I was like "LET ME IN" so she did and we drove off and she was like "why were you at THAT restaurant?"
c0r version: I got away with freebies at a dream-brothel. Where is your god now? |
:wtf:
Have you looked on this website to see if you can interpret that?
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| nekholm |
| I also have this recurring dream where I have to pee, so I go to the bathroom. The bathroom is mostly small, dark, or otherwise just plain scary. Anyway I go in pee, and leave. Then I continue what I was doing, just to notice that I still have to pee as bad as I did before. Then I wake up and go to the bathroom. |
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| Meat187 |
Baboon
To see a baboon in your dream, suggests that you need to be more expressive in your feelings. You need to be more direct in telling others how you feel. On the hand, it could be saying that you are expressing yourself in an inappropriate manner.
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| tubularbills |
| i had a dream that the gas company i leased my mineral rights too dug up my entire back yard. i don't think i've ever yelled "HOLY " that loud it woke me up |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by wesleysnipez
Is there more to dream? like getting in car wreck? |
Close actually! As we sped off at like 100mph we suddenly went over a cliff as I could see downtown Seattle like 100 years in the future as we were falling...so it looked pretty awesome except for the about to die part. I was like "THIS IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD END!" and my arms got giant and I swung the car back up on the street and said "this time let's go at like 25mph so you can make that left turn." Interesting note: sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic I wish my arms could grow into 50 feet long spatulas so I can whack the cars in front of me off the road. |
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| kadomony |
| rolf had one today that i was at a restaurant that didnt have utensils and you had the option to pretend you were an animal and eat with your hands, or just eat with your hands. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
rolf had one today that i was at a restaurant that didnt have utensils and you had the option to pretend you were an animal and eat with your hands, or just eat with your hands. |
Once in middle school, I did go to a restaurant (it was the school cafeteria but, whatever) that had no utensils.
I ate with a flute :p |
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| nchs09 |
I had a super wierd dream...
I was in the dorms and me and my mate were having computer problems. Suddenly the computer took life of its own and it was destroying the school. For some reason the big switch (the one that goes off when there is lightning and you have to flip it? maybe its called a breaker) was in a secure building inside the main dorm room.
So we try to go and our computer has taken over all of that so we couldnt go in and turn it off. Then we go pick up another friend who had just came back from iraq and we asked him if he had any guns. He pulls out a bag and he had a pmk and 3 kalashnikovs. For some reason (and i dunno where he came from) a midget gets the HUGE pmk and he can bearly hold it, and the rest of us got the kalashnikovs. In the car ride i switch with the midget guns and we go into my dorm. I shoot like 80 rounds out of 100 in it and it wont blow up.
So we head to the breaker room, i shoot the remaining 20 and ask for more ammo but there wasnt any, so i take the midgest kalashnikov and blow up the breaker.
Then i woke up :( |
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| Pokit |
| Woll Smoth was in your dream?! No wai |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
rolf had one today that i was at a restaurant that didnt have utensils and you had the option to pretend you were an animal and eat with your hands, or just eat with your hands. |
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| Lomeli |
About twice a month I'll have a dream of a giant wave that swallows up an entire city as I race towards the peak of a mountain. I always survive but not everyone else is as lucky.
I've been having the same dream for the past 15 years or so. Pretty much as far back as I can remember. |
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