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funny midget joke
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| Trancer-adu |
There arer 3 midgets standin around talking. "We're the 3 plainest midgets around. there is nothin special bout us at all"
So the 1stmidget was like hey I got an idea I'm gonna go 2 the guiness book of world records & see if I'm the shortest man in the world! He goes gets measured & comes back all happy & goes "I'm the shortest man!"
The second ndmidgets says "that gives me an idea I'm gonna see if I have the shortest legs." So he goes & gets his legs measured & comes back & goes "I have the shortest legs in the world!"
The third midget looks at himself & goes I'm gonna go see if I have the shortest dick in the world, so he goes & gets it measured & comes back & is all pissed off & the other midgets are like whats the matter? & the third midget is like who da is [enter name of person your telling the joke to here] |
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| ResonantDrag |
Did you hear about the gay midget?
he came out of the cubbard.:D |
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| {b.s.e.} |
The Seven Dwarves are visiting the Vatican for some midget holiday,and Doc walks up to the Pope and asks: "Hey, Pope, Do you have any 3 foot nuns working around here?" The Pope scratches his head, thinks about it for a minute, and says: "No, my son, I don't believe we do." All of a sudden, six of the dwarves bust out laughing, slapping their little thighs, falling all over each other, just cracking up. The Pope, confused, asks why.
They start chanting: "Dopey did a penguin! Dopey did a penguin!" |
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| eye_03 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ResonantDrag
Did you hear about the gay midget?
he came out of the cubbard.:D |
ROFL |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by ResonantDrag
Did you hear about the gay midget?
he came out of the cubbard.:D |
lmao |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| midgets!!! LOL!!! |
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| webmeister |
no midget is funnier than Wee Man from Jackass :D
man that guy is a classic, specially when he starts skateboarding lol |
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| uwmadtrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by ResonantDrag
Did you hear about the gay midget?
he came out of the cubbard.:D |
lmfao |
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