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| Carlos Pereira |
I'm taking a nap today, and all of a sudden..BAM! I wake up with a burning sensation near my cojones. It just so happened that I still had jabanero juices on my fingers from the Puerto Rican Pique I was making yesterday (for daydreamer's mom). Apparently I scratched the scrotum in my sleep.
I learned my lesson.
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Carlos Pereira
Puerto Rican Pique I was making yesterday (for daydreamer's mom) |
I heard that stuff gives you a painful case of the explosive diarrhea |
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| Carlos Pereira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matthias
I heard that stuff gives you a painful case of the explosive diarrhea |
Why do you think it's going to Santos' mom? |
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| Zeonfiend |
| Anything that can sear the nuts from outside contact isn't meant to be consumed by human beings. |
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| Carlos Pereira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeonfiend
Anything that can sear the nuts from outside contact isn't meant to be consumed by human beings. |
LOL. Sear sounds more like it. |
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| system9 |
| One drop of habanero on my rice and im good. |
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| Schwab |
| Lies, you know you weren't napping, you were choking the cabrito. |
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