Originally posted by Protege
Well since the fish was inside him, then isnt the fish a boy fvcker?
Well, I don't think the fish was having sex with the aquarium before he decided to explore this kid's bladder :p
UmmiE
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Originally posted by Lira
Well, I don't think the fish was having sex with the aquarium before he decided to explore this kid's bladder :p
If the balls arent touching than its not gay.:o
jupiterone
man, it'd be awesome if that fish was pregnant, laid a bunch of eggs in his penis.
news story:
"boy gives birth to a number of fish after urinating"
Direct
This thread makes my boner say no and my anus say yes.
Dr. DAS
This is kind of like the magic bullet theory from JFK!
So the boy has a fish in his hand, taking a piss. The fish 'slips' from his grasp and either enters some kind of trajectory or begins falling.
The fish then stops in mid-air, makes a 90 or 180 degree turn, travels back in the direction of the boy - hitting a target only a few millimeters wide. Additionally, the fish has - despite the abrupt change in direction - enough momentum to force his way through that opening, wriggle up his urethra aginst the flow of a toxic substance that is coarsing across his gills, coming to rest in the boy's bladder.
That is one magic fish.
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Moongoose
I watched something on this on discovery once...scared the out of me. If i ever find myself swimming in a river or something of tying a knot around my dick just in case.
kadomony
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Originally posted by Dr. DAS
This is kind of like the magic bullet theory from JFK!
So the boy has a fish in his hand, taking a piss. The fish 'slips' from his grasp and either enters some kind of trajectory or begins falling.
The fish then stops in mid-air, makes a 90 or 180 degree turn, travels back in the direction of the boy - hitting a target only a few millimeters wide. Additionally, the fish has - despite the abrupt change in direction - enough momentum to force his way through that opening, wriggle up his urethra aginst the flow of a toxic substance that is coarsing across his gills, coming to rest in the boy's bladder.
That is one magic fish.
Jake Benson
Jesus how big was this guy's urethral opening??? It's like he has a vagina on his penis.
Abercrombie
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Originally posted by Jake Benson
Jesus how big was this guy's urethral opening??? It's like he has a vagina on his penis.
I had a girl bite my dick like year ago and I still have two little marks. That still kind of pisses me off but reading this makes me feel silly for giving a . It is a bizarre story that you are holding the damn thing and it jumps into your . what the hell!?
