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I need some toast and tranny hikus (pg. 2)
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| cmay119 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
toast lands butter up
but unlike their counterpart
trannies land penis down |
If you taped the toast to the tranny's stomach would he/she just float in the air in a state of quantum indecision? |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
I meant a hiku of toast and a hiku of trannys....
not combined, but they are hilarious. |
Well it's too late now, you've already gotten us started... I find it way more intriguing this way.
I once heard it say
"I'm gonna butter yo bread"
I'm the tranny's toast |
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| XaNaX |
I know a tranny
who told me that buttered toast
is code for anal rape
I met this tranny
who roofied my buttered toast
I woke up very sore |
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| cmay119 |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
I woke up very sore |
6 Syllables. This makes baby Jesus cry. |
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| lücid |
i once ate some toast
that was cooked by a tranny
all jam and no bread |
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| nchs09 |
| Conversation came during lunch with friends and i told them i was going to text them tranny and toast haikus all day. |
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| david.michael |
Two trannies on me
I just wanted a sandwich
Not what I meant, guys... |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by cmay119
If you taped the toast to the tranny's stomach would he/she just float in the air in a state of quantum indecision? |
hahahhaa |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
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yours are great dude.:stongue: |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
I met this tranny
who roofied my buttered toast
God my ass hurts bad |
fixed |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Last line has 6 syllables and thus doesn't qualify... but an excellent effort. :stongue: |
I forgot "penis" had two syllables :o |
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| david.michael |
Trannies, toast, and coins
All of them go into slots
Guess which one hurts most? |
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