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| couch-potato |
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Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator! Oh cruel fate by means of genetics! Why do quick-hand-eye reflexes make my friends quick-to-come?
After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!
Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.
So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.
"I always knew that men who were too quick to shoot were, well, too quick to shoot." lol |
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| aquila |
| Fortunately, those who spend most of their time consuming their serotonin on games like Halo, CoD4 and the like will very seldom be blessed with the opportunity to spend time in bed with someone...and if they do they will be unable to pass on their nerd gene. |
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| Viber |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
Fortunately, those who spend most of their time consuming their serotonin on games like Halo, CoD4 and the like will very seldom be blessed with the opportunity to spend time in bed with someone...and if they do they will be unable to pass on their nerd gene. |
thats nonsense, girls love video games
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| sean5 |
| looks like someone got raped off the xbox and has taken to the internet to insult them! |
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| Direct |
| I never played halo or madden in my life. I was always to busy playing starcraft and frozen throne instead. |
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| iammesol |
I still can't get enough of that kid :stongue:
Looks like I'm ed... gonna' prestige for the second time later today on CoD4 :( :p |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
I still can't get enough of that kid :stongue:
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As dorky as it is, you gotta give the kid props for being resourceful and creative in manufacturing that .
And when he does the teabag I rofl every time. :stongue: |
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| iammesol |
| Oh I totally agree! It's just so hilarious to me how every single movement in his demonstrations look like he's actually in-game. Doing them EXACTLY like Master Chief! :stongue: |
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| SkyHigh |
| That kid is cool :) |
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| we_R_DNA |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
As dorky as it is, you gotta give the kid props for being resourceful and creative in manufacturing that .
And when he does the teabag I rofl every time. :stongue: |
This kid will probably grow up inventing these weapons from Halo?
LOL I started laughing too when he was teabagging |
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| Lira |
Stop playin Halo!!! , says the so-called Couch-Potato :p |
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