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Do you ever respond to newspaper ads requesting test subjects?
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SuspicionVandit
Someone is offering me $50,000 cash to sit in a pod for .00000000000000000009 seconds. There will be minimal exposure to radio waves, microwaves, terahertz radiation, infrared radiation, visible light, ultraviolet radiation, X-rays and gamma rays. Other risks include sub-atomic level dismemberment over time relative periods of 12 hours, fire, motion sickness, whiplash, post traumatic stress syndrome, Failure to Return Alive, fatality, diabetes, cardiac arrest, nausea, breast tenderness, weight gain, headaches, lowered sexual desire, and returning to Earth well into the future where humans no longer exist.

This what I'll be seated in
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He will be providing me with a helmet, fireproof suit, a handgun and water bottle.

Which is then dropped into this bigger machine.
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I have 3 days to respond. I've already passed all the physical requirements and am competing against 4 other candidates from Tijuana.
Xan_2v2
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit

Which is then dropped into this bigger machine.
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yeh go for it

Just lookout for the christian terrorist trying to screw it all up, oh & bring several cameras.

also how was your relationship with your dad...I think, was along time since i saw that film
SuspicionVandit
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Originally posted by Xan_2v2
yeh go for it

Just lookout for the christian terrorist trying to screw it all up, oh & bring several cameras.

also how was your relationship with your dad...I think, was along time since i saw that film


my dad died when I was a child. We should have kept the medicine in the downstairs bathroom. So stupid.
dj_alfi
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