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| Zombie0915 |
| I've been writing these stupid things since last summer, and now I'm getting sick of all this crap. This is about the 45th time my mom has come up to me and told me this is the last one I have to write, ARGHHHHHH! I'm losing my freaking mind!!! I'm so friggin tired of all this bull crap, I know they can't be reading all these stupid essays. So I've come up with an idea, Since I can't think of anything, I'll ask yall the stupid bull-crap question that I have to answer. What are my most significant non-academic acheivments of the past 4 years? Go ahead and make something up, you can post stupid on here if you want too. |
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| butterfly |
i went to a school that didn't require me to write an essay. a lot of engineering programs are like that.
why don't you write about the way trance has changed your life. |
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| Zombie0915 |
lol, trance made me a weirdo that didnt fit in with anyone else
ARG!, I'm a horrible liar, ok it was all my fault. But seriously, I dont think thats gonna work, I'm trying to get some cash to help me through computer engineering. I gotta write a good essay, arg. I'm probably not poor enough to get money from these people either, I don't know why i even try. |
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| Zombie0915 |
ok, heres waht I got so far for my essay, I'm so pissed off now that I'm considering actually sending this in:
My most significant achievments beyond academics during the past 4 years are smiting evil and saving the huamn race from total destrustction, hunting and killing Bin Laden, vounteering more hours than I have actually ben alive, being in charge of every organization that I have ever been part of, winning the nobel peace prize, growing a sixth toe and a second wandg, winning the superbowl by myself, discovering the human genome in my spare time, paying off the national debt with my part time job salary, hacking amazon.com but never ruining their business, discovering the cure for every disease that isnt extinct, designing 400 national monuments, walking old ladies across the street, never ever lying in my entire life about anything, getting perfect scores on every single activity that takes any sort of score, writing four thousand best selling books, designing ten million best selling computer programs, lifting up a school bus with 3 cows in seach seat using only my bare hands, being ordained by the pope as a saint, being faster than a speeding bullet and more powerfull than a locamotive, never being overly proud, always being modest, never overacheiving, always being generous, being able to run faster than the speed of light, operating the space shuttle by myself vie my palm computer even though I don’t even own a palm computer, winning the indy 500 with my 80’s camaro, succesfully living for 3 years on jupiter, designing and entire city for the jupiterians using only my head, learning to speak in klingon, meeting actual klingons to talk klingon with, hacking the matrix, killing all the agents, freeing all the humans from the matrix, developing jedi powers that are even better than yoda’s, composing every song on the top 100 of every music chart by myself, being able to control peoples minds, taking over the planet, saving the planet, blowing up evil planets, raising the dead, ending poverty, arranging world peace, making a time travel machine, learning every language ever spoken, and reaching nervana while I am still alive even thou I aint even bhudist.
PS I've never spelled a word wrod, used incorrect grammar, made lists that are too big, or lied either |
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| PatMcGroin |
| uhhh...i remember doing this....i wrote 2 essays...and send both of them to all 4 schools that i applied to :) end of story...oh btw, i wrote both essays in half an hour, and they were pretty good....its all about just making up some bull and showing them that you can, think intelligently (sp? :p), write well, and be original/creative |
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| AnotherWay83 |
i remember how i waited until the last nite before the deadline to mail the stuff lol...i was at a family party, so sum ppl. asked what college i was applying to, how's the application process going, and i was like, um, yeah, the deadline's tomorrow...so they said so u've already mailed the apps...and i was like no i still have to write out the essays lol...they were like "what's wrong with you?! no seriously, what IS wrong with you??"
and sent me off packing :D
i got into sum nice colleges tho :D |
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