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Could you masturbate to a pornstar who has the same name as your mom? (pg. 2)
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Close! It's Sam. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| My mom is a porn star....I have all her videos |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
My mom is a porn star....I have all her videos |
Don't judge me, I've lost a lot of weight since then. |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
I can't. Feels too ing awkward.
Can you? |
your moms name? |
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| Frenchie |
| My Moms name is Debbie :/ |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
My Moms name is Debbie :/ |
debbie does dallas and now shes here to do toronto too.:eyes: |
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| UmmiE |
| My moms name is Priya Rai :o |
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| Akridrot |
What about a pornstar who looks exactly like your mom? Even the C-section scar from when you were born on her flabby belly, and the pubic hair, and even the shape of her lips!
it, what if it was your mom sucking and getting pounded in her holes on redtube.com, youporn.com, tube8.com, amateursex.com, pornhub.com, redclouds.com or any other of the millions of sites for amateur sex? Would you jerk off to it if the focus was on her genitals like in so many videos these days? What if she was sucking a hard, juicy dick and looked straight at the camera while saying your name seductively as it squirted out white cream into her mouth? Then she'd swallow it and say "I love you [your full name here]." What if the guy looked like you down the genitals? What would you do?
What if your mom gave you a blowjob while you were sleeping and filmed it, then put it on your desktop so you could watch it when you woke up in the morning! Could you jerk off to that?!?!
... I KNOW I COULD!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Akridrot |
For girls, just flip it around. Minus the c-section, and the lips, of course. Use your imagination.
If I were a dad, I would do all these things with my daughter. After she turns 18 of course. We'd make so much money. I can't wait. :D |
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| Akridrot |
I wrote a little thing for you guys, inspired by this thread and incest:
Look at my asscrack, swinging in the breeze.
So much dust from my booty that it's gonna make you sneeze.
If you spray a fine mist of saliva on my anus,
it's gonna make my painless penis hard: I got a painis.
Pronounce it like those southerners who love to suck their mother's nuts
and cup her while fingering their sister, who's a ing slut.
Incest, incest! Put your family to the test!
After butting them and licking their breasts!
I got a hot little sister, a very sweet mom
and I love it when my aunt wears nothing but a thong.
Daddy would abuse me, he sucked me like a lollipop
I had a cousin Polly and he made me suck on Polly's twat.
Polly was like six years old and I was only five or so,
but when I think about that... I really, really liked it though!
I wish I had her number now, I'd love to stick my dick in her,
I'd love to keep my manhood in her box like a prisoner.
Me and my brothers were like felons in the shower:
they'd hold me down and deflower my precious anal flower.
I got ed anally! My prostate made me leak slop[1]!
I giggled when they rubbed my P-Spot like a G-spot.
[1] slop : semen, prostate fluid. feels really good. stick a marker up your ass. |
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| RickyM |
| What the is your game son? |
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