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Suppose you're going to have sex with this girl... (pg. 2)
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I'd get a big ole bite of that in my mouth, right? Then, just as I was about to go down on the d00d with the gun, I'd spit that all over his dick. Muahahahah. PWNT :crazy: :whip: |
till he shoots you
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| ThaMaestro |
| 1guy1cup :cool: |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
till he shoots you
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In my mind, the distraction created by the spitting of the shiat would give me time to get all James Bond on his ass and do some shooting of my own. But I tend to have delusions of grandeur. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenkieee
... and you've been dying to have sex with her for so long, but you'll have to take a few bites of her warm, steamy pile of sh*t first, would you do it? Well, would you? |
I'd insist on this anyway. |
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| bananas |
| Would I have to swallow? |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenkieee
... and you've been dying to have sex with her for so long, but you'll have to take a few bites of her warm, steamy pile of sh*t first, would you do it? Well, would you?
And here's another one for ya: If some dude puts a gun to your head and says he'll let you live if you either give him a blowjob or let him you in the ass, what would you choose? |
On 1, I thought you meant like listen to her crap for awhile. But otherwise some girl who want you to eat her first? No matter how hot.... is it worth the AIDS? She's obviously a freak.
I'd kill the guy or at least try. But otherwise suppose ass. I mean you out of one hole and eat out another. I wouldn't mind so much ting out of a hole that had been ed... but eating out of one.... blahhhhhhhh |
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| UmmiE |
| As long as the the balls dont touch its not gay amirite guys? |
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| Frenkieee |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
Would I have to swallow? |
Not necessarily, he can cum in your face.
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
On 1, I thought you meant like listen to her crap for awhile. But otherwise some girl who want you to eat her first? No matter how hot.... is it worth the AIDS? She's obviously a freak.
I'd kill the guy or at least try. But otherwise suppose ass. I mean you out of one hole and eat out another. I wouldn't mind so much ting out of a hole that had been ed... but eating out of one.... blahhhhhhhh |
Well yeah, sometimes I have problems expressing myself, especially with things like this. But no, she doesn't have AIDS, she's really hot, you want her so bad.. just a few bites.. :)
Killing the guy is not an option, he's got like a handful of mates covering his back (pun!). But you provide a good point there.. never looked at it like that. Maybe I'll change my vote. |
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| david.michael |
| No, and BJ. Less likely to have pain and disease as a result. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenkieee
... and you've been dying to have sex with her for so long, but you'll have to take a few bites of her warm, steamy pile of sh*t first, would you do it? Well, would you?
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| Vivid Boy |
I get turned off easily with smells during sex. so i would prolly pass on the bitch and just call up a random.
and if I had a gun to my head and i had to make a pick between blowin some dude and gettin ed in the ass, I would so Call on the spirits of steven segal, disarm the guy and snap his neck in one move |
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