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COR! Need some opinion. Good idea or bad idea?
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| Akridrot |
Yes, it's me again with another outlandish scheme. I come up with these things all the time, but every now and then, I have one that strikes me as so spectacular that I must find out whether it's good or not.
Touch, Don't Touch or Hugs and Smooches
My idea is a new way of sensual, casual hookups. I want to host these events that are way different from anything I've ever seen before. I want to play deep, soothing music, serve drinks and all that, but here's the catch: everyone is free to GENTLY touch anyone else's body with their body. Meaning, you don't have to ask to dance or anything, it is all fair game. If you don't like this, don't come.
You can be sitting next to this TOTAL hottie, and you are fully within your rights to gently touch her anywhere you want to. Feel up her breasts, make little invisible circles around her belly button, caress her crotch and inner thighs. If she opens up to let you do this, you're in. If she squeezes tight, then off.
So, if everyone is feeling up on each other and rubbing, then they can probably get a better idea of who's body chemistry they like without the BULL.
This is all sterile, and fully clothed. But you have to wear thin clothes for this occasion. Everyone does. Depending on the size of the venue, we could probably have some kind of underwear party going on with the touch rule. ;)
This would be for confident, secure people. You cannot grab anyone or security will start touching you. In a bad way. They will touch you badly and you won't like it.
What do you think? It sounds so sexy without being completely tasteless. You get to feel and smell someone before you hook up so you know what you're working with. That makes so easy to *ahem* check out someone's package.
Would you go to clubs with a Touch rule for casual hooking up? It would add some fun and sensuality to it. Everyone has to let people inside their personal space in these clubs, so that makes it easier. |
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| Akridrot |
| God, this would be so ing awesome. |
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| Ygrene |
| Is there a 'Sexual Assault Bear' meme? |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Is there a 'Sexual Assault Bear' meme? |
That doesn't exist here. We have rules and security. Nice try. ;) |
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| squirrelly |
| Do you require these people to pass an STD test first? Because the class aspect of it would quickly turn to "whorehouse" if you have nothing but disease riddled people in there. |
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| Akridrot |
Really? No sex allowed though. You can go wherever the you want to do whatever you want, but not in my place.
Is that fine? |
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| inconspicuous |
| only problem is when those 'TOTAL hotties' see the first overweight sex offender & realize that it's not going to be like a Bacardi commercial. |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
only problem is when those 'TOTAL hotties' see the first overweight sex offender & realize that it's not going to be like a Bacardi commercial. |
But that's why we have BOUNCERS! Jesus. .
Do you honestly think this is something that anyone could just waltz right into? No. |
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| squirrelly |
Well, no.
Because if you're going there for a classy touch and snuggle session, and you're basing your decision to go to such place on the notion that this IS a safe & classy place to touch and feel and see what sparks and chemistry you have with certain people, then you hold the expectation that not just anyone gets let IN to such a fun filled place.
If you're only going to touch and feel and see your options, and then you go home with a certain someone from that place, and you're so horny from the touching already that you can barely contain yourself that when you get home all you think about is ripping their clothes off.
Problem with this situation is, if you're trying to make this a legitimate place, you have to hold it to certain standards. If a couple goes home and s til the sun comes up, only to find out the other has herpes, and now you, too, have the gift that keeps on giving, it'll be bad for business. Because those people will tell other people how your club lets in diseased riddled whores, and not classy, clean people who just want to get it on, who will tell other people, and then suddenly your doors never open again because there's no clientele.
It's something to think about. |
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| jonze |
| so you want to open a strip club? :conf: |
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| Ygrene |
| Would you have like a 99 cent wings special on Monday night or something? I might go to that. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze
so you want to open a strip club? :conf: |
But with clothing! |
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