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Roweazie
pretty cool messages. Whats the most unusual fortune cookies messages have you gotten?
changosanch
interesting but cool.
Dervish
quote:
Sure that was chicken?
Dr. DAS
I had one that read "You will meet your true love at" but the rest of it ran off the edge.

I still haven't met her.
AnomalyConcept
"Your greatest downfall is your stupidity."
Abercrombie
+ "in bed" to all fortunes.
tachobg
Once I got not one, but two fortunes out of a single cookie and both said something like "you will pass a difficult test in the coming week". Amusingly, I had two exams that week. Then I realized it's probably not that amazing. I guess it figures that a Chinese place by MIT will probably stuff most of their fortune cookies with stuff about passing tests :p
Psionic
My favorites:

"Never smell the inside of a hat"

"When you squeeze an orange, juice comes out, because that's what's inside"
tachobg
quote:
Originally posted by Psionic

"When you squeeze an orange, juice comes out, because that's what's inside"


I'm sure the untranslated version sounds more profound
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