Oscar Wilde on Tiesto
“What happened when this guy masturbated me with a popsicle? Tiësticles. Ha Ha.”
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Tiesto on Tiesto
“And Tiesto saith unto them, 'Behold for I shall perform the miracle of the trainwreck and the deafening of the five thousand.' And he commanded the multitude to jump up and down, and gave to his disciples the joy of the poor track selection. Tiesto saith unto them, 'praise me for I am thy Lord.'”
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Recently Tiesto has been voted as #1 DJ 230598235 times in a row in the prestegious "DJ Tiesto Fan Site". He has also received #1 DJ in countless other websites and magazines nobody cares about. He has also released another artist album called Just Pee as well as countless more DJ Compilations such as the In Search of Dick-Rise. Therefore, DJ Tiesto is a good boy. He also competed in some of the Olimpic Games as a vinyl-player, winning the contest, with no other competitors. Tiesto also known for producing tracks for The National Polka Club & League of Tradional Football Hooligans. He even wrote a soundtracks for the famous Zidane Headbutt comedy show (mistakenly aired under the label "Soccer World Cup 2006").
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inconspicuous
tubularbills
what does obama say about tiesto?
Borislav
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Originally posted by tubularbills
what does obama say about tiesto?
cheese! :stongue:
Ivand
Encyclopedia Dramatica is better
SuspicionVandit
Tiesto on Tiesto
Lira
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Originally posted by Ivand
Encyclopedia Dramatica is better
+1, and I'm sure they agree:
infinity HiGH
Uncyclopedia is the greatest. I get all my info for essays from there :D
