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go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
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A FORMER prison inmate has been awarded $500,000 after his manhood was consumed by flesh-eating bacteria while he was behind bars.
Charlie Manning, 61, was serving a 13-month stretch at Stafford Creek prison in Washington state, US, for a boozy fight when he became sick, The Daily Telegraph reports.
The prison doctor wrongly diagnosed his symptoms as an allergic reaction to medication.
Turned out he had necrotising fasciitis - and the bacteria destroyed his penis and one testicle.
"It's been a nightmare," Manning said.
"I figured I should settle for what I could get because I just want it behind me. It's unreal. It's like something from Mars."
A prison spokesman admitted: "Not all medical judgments - whether performed in a prison or at a doctor's office - are infallible." |
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,2757...102-401,00.html
talk about a life sentence! |
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| XoxidE |
| quote: | * Prison inmate gets flesh-eating bug
* Loses penis and one testicle
* Gains $500,000 and a new one |
he got a new penis?:conf: :conf: |
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| Jake Benson |
| Well at least it happened when he was 61 instead of 16. |
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| sensorium |
| quote: | | ...because I just want it behind me |
:stongue: |
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| Arbiter |
| Smells like necrotising phallusciitis. |
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| Yohan |
| eh. he's 61. his days of max usage of his wang is gone |
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| LoveHate |
eh hes 61 he wont be using that thing anymore
but no some philosophy type shieeet
is life worth living without your penis? |
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| sensorium |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
is life worth living without your penis? |
thats an excellent topic to discuss with the guy in the PDD! |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Smells like necrotising phallusciitis. |
see, this is how you do puns people ;) |
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| BTG |
| i read charlie manson. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by sensorium
:stongue: |
lol |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
is life worth living without your penis? |
Eunuchs are all dead, aren't they? |
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