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| geroin |
stolen from c0r
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old i am today?"
"No, how old?" his father replies.
"Im eleven!"
The little boys goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old i am today?"
She says, "Come close..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
"How could you tell!?!?" he asks
"Well" she says, "I heard you tell your father" |
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| English Rachel |
BARF
I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera :p |
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| petro |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
BARF
I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera :p |
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| TranceGrooves |
Q - what is the opposite of laughter?
A - Sex
How?
Laughter is "ha ha ha ha"
Sex is "ah ah ah ah" |
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| chinamon |
| i dont know why gera likes to tell everyone about his 11th birthday... |
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| Owen M |
| quote: | Originally posted by geroin
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HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather. |
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Owen M
HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather. |
he used grandmother because he didnt want to get you excited. |
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| patpicos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Owen M
HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather. |
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| FunkyCrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
BARF
I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera :p |
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| kotsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by devnull
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hahah.. I love that dirty old man |
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