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Offical llama thread (pg. 3)
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Llamasoap
The llama (Lama glama) is a South American camelid, widely used as a pack animal by the Incas and other natives of the Andes mountains. In South America llamas are still used as beasts of burden, as well as for the production of fiber and meat.
The height of a full-grown, full-size llama is between 5.5 feet (1.6 meters) to 6 feet (1.8 m) tall at the top of the head. They can weigh between approximately 280 pounds (127 kilograms) and 450 pounds (204 kilograms). At birth, a baby llama (called a cria) can weigh between 20 pounds (9 kilograms) to 30 pounds (14 kilograms). Llamas are very social animals and like to live with other llamas as a herd. Overall, the fiber produced by a llama is very soft and is naturally lanolin free. Llamas are intelligent and can learn simple tasks after a few repetitions. When using a pack, llamas can carry about 25%–30% of their body weight for several miles.
Llamas appear to have originated from the central plains of North America about 40 million years ago. They migrated to South America and Asia about 3 million years ago. By the end of the last ice age (10,000–12,000 years ago) camelids were extinct in North America. As of 2007, there were over 7 million llamas and alpacas in South America and, due to importation from South America in the late 20th century, there are now over 100,000 llamas and 6,500–7,000 alpacas in the US and Canada. |
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You've failed to mention their beak for eating honey and fins for swimming. |
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| DJ Llamasoap |
| How is your elephant doing? |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Llamasoap
How is your elephant dong? |
Who told you about that?! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
I APPLAUD YOU ON THE SUCCESS OF THIS MOST WONDERFUL THREAD, GOOD SIR.
YOU HAVE ACHIEVED THE VERY APEX OF ORIGINALITY IN THIS FAST-PACED AND HARD-WIRED WORLD OF WEIRDNESS AND FASHIONED A DIGITAL DISCUSSION TOPIC DETAILING THE ANTEDILUVIAN ANOMALY KNOWN AS THE LLAMA. FOR THIS YOU ARE TO BE COMMENDED. HOWEVER, THE OFFICIALITY OF SAID TOPIC IS SUSPECT. I AM GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME SORT OF CERTIFICATION ISSUED BY AN APPROVED AUTHORITY IN ORDER TO VERIFY THE PROPOSED OFFICIALTY OF THIS VERY KEEN THREAD.
IF SAID DOCUMENT IS NOT DISPLAYED WITHIN A TIMELY MANNER, I WILL BE FORCED TO ACCUSE YOU OF E-RANDOMNESS AND IMPART A PENALTY OF RIDICULE AND DERISION THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
THANK YOU. |
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| diggerz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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drugs are bad mkay? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| HA-HA, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I APPLAUD YOU ON THE SUCCESS OF THIS MOST WONDERFUL THREAD, GOOD SIR.
YOU HAVE ACHIEVED THE VERY APEX OF ORIGINALITY IN THIS FAST-PACED AND HARD-WIRED WORLD OF WEIRDNESS AND FASHIONED A DIGITAL DISCUSSION TOPIC DETAILING THE ANTEDILUVIAN ANOMALY KNOWN AS THE LLAMA. FOR THIS YOU ARE TO BE COMMENDED. HOWEVER, THE OFFICIALITY OF SAID TOPIC IS SUSPECT. I AM GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME SORT OF CERTIFICATION ISSUED BY AN APPROVED AUTHORITY IN ORDER TO VERIFY THE PROPOSED OFFICIALTY OF THIS VERY KEEN THREAD.
IF SAID DOCUMENT IS NOT DISPLAYED WITHIN A TIMELY MANNER, I WILL BE FORCED TO ACCUSE YOU OF E-RANDOMNESS AND IMPART A PENALTY OF RIDICULE AND DERISION THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
THANK YOU. |
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Was that Halcyon+On+On or Lord Of Bass? :confused: |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
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Was that Halcyon+On+On or Lords Of Acid? :confused: |
Fixed. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Winamp, it really WHIPS the Llama's ass ;) |
Dammit, i'm all out of material for this one :( |
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| Krypton |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| 34, you say? |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
34, you say? |
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