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**** it, have you tasted your own jizz? (pg. 3)
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
that as nice of kyle to put the tv close enough to the cage for you to be able to watch:) |
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| elFreak |
| sorry, this thread is not about hating on ania...it should be about how pathetic r5a is and how he is possibly the new AGQ. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
that as nice of kyle to put the tv close enough to the cage for you to be able to watch:) |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
ur a head
edit: my bf was catching up on TA and a few nights ago he goes to me "what did you ever do to that Freak guy with the black dude in his avatar that he thinks your such a cunt?"
then he admitted to almost pissing himself laughing at it all
especially at reminiscing the night of the failed anal |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
When I was like 10 I remember getting horny watching a scrambled version of that strippers movie with Jessie Spano from Saved By The Bell with my friend Kyle |
Did Kyle get any action? |
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| elFreak |
i love through hate.
when i decided to get with my girlfriend i made her sell all of her possessions and then choked her for 2 hours to make sure she was worthy. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i love through hate.
when i decided to get with my girlfriend i made her sell all of her possessions and then choked her for 2 hours to make sure she was worthy. |
amen. and that way she can never tell you "you don't treat me like you used to" later on in the relationship. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
amen. and that way she can never tell you "you don't treat me like you used to" later on in the relationship. |
It's always good to set the expectations low right from the start. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It's always good to set the expectations low right from the start. |
was the method implemented with Mrs. Hazard? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
was the method implemented with Mrs. Hazard? |
First, I convinced her I had a tiny penis... that why when she found out it was pretty average she was impressed by it
Second, I "forgot" my wallet at all times
Third, I showed up at the first family Christmas just railled on blow
and once we moved in together I made a point of leaving my everywhere and when she asked for help cleaning it I replied "that's what I bought you for." |
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| elFreak |
| man it is like we have the same playbook. |
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| denys envy |
| /takes notes furiously. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
/takes notes furiously. |
Stick with us, kid... we'll steer you in the right direction.
**note to Kr00t0n... I said steer, not rear... don't get too excited. |
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