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Comfort boners? (pg. 4)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
the opposite being a boner on coke. my dick looks like it just had an all night bender and doesn't really want to get up for work. |
Dude; 9v battery + two wires + = cure for coke impotence. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude; 9v battery + two wires + = cure for coke impotence. |
where was this advice 5 months ago? :mad: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
where was this advice 5 months ago? :mad: |
Sorry, I'm pretty sensitive to people's needs but I find people tend to get uncomfortable when I give them unsolicited advice on how to get their gimpy to work. |
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| Slylee |
| my bf doesn't have a boner 80% of the time, jesus christ lol i'd be in trouble if that were the case. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Sorry, I'm pretty sensitive to people's needs but I find people tend to get uncomfortable when I give them unsolicited advice on how to get their gimpy to work. |
next time i have a problem i'll be like "hold on baby i have to pm Moral Hazard"
"do what to who?" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
next time i have a problem i'll be like "hold on baby i have to pm Moral Hazard"
"do what to who?" |
Man, if I had a dollar for every time one of my cracked out friends called me for advice I'd be Oprah... only a man... and white... and not fat. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my bf doesn't have a boner 80% of the time |
He's gay. But I guess we already knew that being as he's a Quebecois. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my bf doesn't have a boner 80% of the time, jesus christ lol i'd be in trouble if that were the case. |
either he's not comfortable around you or doesn't really fancy you |
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| Project-K |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
He's gay. But I guess we already knew that being as he's a Quebecois. |
It's true. Also, we reproduce asexually, like bees. Our exposure maple syrup stimulates our hormones and makes us devellop in various ways. Quebecois who are not exposed to syrup devellop into worker drones. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Man, if I had a dollar for every time one of my cracked out friends called me for advice I'd be Oprah... only a man... and white... and not fat. |
you'd be a rich white skinny man.
not a bad way to go about things. |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Man, if I had a dollar for every time one of my cracked out friends called me for advice I'd be Oprah... only a man... and white... and not fat. | never realy understood why people get so hooked.the high isn't so great and the cost is ing crazy. oh and speed puts all bonner problems to shame. |
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| Abercrombie |
| Comfort boners happen all the time with a gf you've been with for a long time. |
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