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No dying allowed.
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| Project-K |
An hillarious and seemingly random article :stongue:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programm...ent/7501691.stm
random quotes from the article;
| quote: | | The town's small graveyard stopped accepting newcomers 70 years ago, after it was discovered that the bodies were failing to decompose. |
| quote: | (on polar bears...)
Trips outside the kindergarten's walls carry a more immediate danger for the children and, for this reason, the teacher carries a gun. |
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| Lira |
Not as rare as you'd think :p
It was illegal to die in a small Brazilian town a while ago and, if you violated the law, you could even be sent to jail. Hah! |
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| Adam420 |
| quote: | | But if you see it snap its teeth with a smacking sound, it is readying for a kill. At which point, I suppose, you could try reminding the bear that it is forbidden to die in Longyearbyen and hope it shows respect for local law. |
lol |
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| yujie__ |
| What will the undead do? |
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| Sunsnail |
| The town has no hooligans. They all tried to act tough and break laws. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | | Longyearbyen is in the land of the polar bear, an animal which causes real dread among its residents |
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| quote: | | The children's heavy clothes can leave them with mobility problems |
Hilarity ensues. |
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| Project-K |
| Coming up on FOX; Fast animals... slow children. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Ha-ha, you should write for Family Guy or something! |
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