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| Cloudburst |
FAT TARP!
Why do hot girl bring their fat friend along? It's not cool.
So I was on a cruise on my way home from Finland. Boat packed with party people. I approached this gang of 7 girls, 6 hot and the fat one. I'm talking double-triple chins and fat flabs.
I thought I'd go for the "talk with the fat one first"-approach, but being way to intoxicated (beers, jägerbombs, vodka/redbull) something went horribly wrong. My already sliding social skills completely went "you gonna get raped" on me.
I started talking to her and too late I realized I over-ing-did it. I had talked too ing much so now all her hot friends thought I was really into her. :( .
She was pretty chill though, and nice to talk to, but way, way on the wrong side of 100kg. I bet she would've looked pretty ok if she where thin.
Anyway I continued hanging out with them, going to their cabins, drinking, dancing, trying to salvage something. Fun times.
Too bad she was all over me like I was her ing birthday cake. I got the impression she wasn't hit on that often. Since I'm a nice guy I finally gave up on hooking up with the other girls.
I got a bj though so it wasn't a complete waste. No ing way I would "harpoon the whale" though.
Fat girls suck.
See what I did there? |
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| Taranis |
| quote: | | Why do hot girl bring their fat friend along? |
So they can feel good about themselves and look more attractive in contrast. |
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| TranceOwnsLol |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
FAT TARP!
I got a bj though so it wasn't a complete waste. No ing way I would "harpoon the whale" though.
Fat girls suck.
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| elFreak |
you failed the minute you thought being a nice guy might get you sex.
nice guys fat chicks yes. |
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| Cloudburst |
I failed big time.
God I feel so sick today. And dirty. I had longest shower ever rape victim style.
WHAT THE WAS I THINKING
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Bet ya the fat was a Finn? |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
I failed big time.
God I feel so sick today. And dirty. I had longest shower ever rape victim style.
WHAT THE WAS I THINKING
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thinking no...copious amounts of liquor and hot women without self esteem yes.
imagine how good the fatty feels about herself today...you my friend might have created a fat chick with confidence...there is nothing worse than that. You should have gotten a blow job for that. |
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| Meat187 |
| I didn't get a bj yesterday. After reading this thread I actually feel good about it. Thank you, sir. |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
I didn't get a bj yesterday. After reading this thread I actually feel good about it. Thank you, sir. |
heheheh |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Ehh, a BJ is a BJ. |
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| elFreak |
| Exactly, there is no shame in letting fat women eat your penis. You just are not allowed to kiss them or treat them nice, then it gets blurry. |
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| Cloudburst |
Yes they were all Finns. And 26-27, but they all looked like 22-23 (the hot ones).
How it happened:
We were all 8 of us walking around randomly, drinking, 5-6 am (I dunno was smashed) when she wanted to "show" me something. She took me to the top deck where everything was closed and no one was around. She just pulled down my pants right there and I stopped resisting. I think I saw 2 people walk by outside though. After it was done I said I had to go and left. Didn't see any of them again (the boat arrived 10 minutes later).
No hangover what so ever though!  |
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