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| Gauss |
Epic if you ask me. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| god is a dj. jesus is an mc. mary is a ... |
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| Lira |
Hah, that's a great way of putting it! :p
It's a shame he forgot to mention that Jesus ascended to Heaven, though. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lmfao @ cheat codes for the universe. |
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| Gauss |
"God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born."
Probably the best part. |
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| Scottaculous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gauss
"God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born."
Probably the best part. |
Sounds like a case of unplanned pregnancy from a secret bf to me. Only in the old world people are less cynical to probe the truth.
Imagine if a teenage girl used that excuse today? "Mom & Dad? I know this sounds crazy but I'm pregnant. I think God did it." :stongue: |
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| Meat187 |
"Some other less important happens, mostly composed of a bunch of fagg0ts writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to."
:stongue: |
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| paulandrews |
I love this part:
| quote: | | Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing ). |
:p |
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| Acton |
| Haha, that's ing brilliant. |
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| woscar99 |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lmfao @ cheat codes for the universe. |
That's my favourite bit.
He should've said Jesus entered "IDDQD" instead of vid_restart, though.
Doom >> * |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
That's my favourite bit.
He should've said Jesus entered "IDDQD" instead of vid_restart, though.
Doom >> * |
Or even better, DNCORNHOLIO. :D
Duke Nukem > Doom > * |
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