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I am a weird POS (pg. 5)
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| Silky Johnson |
| Oh, you mean you think you're the only one? :stongue: |
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| Frenchie |
| The only way to win her over is to put Nutella on your balls and tell her to lick it off. It's scientifically proven to be the only way. Once you do this, your stars will align and everything else will fall into place. Including her head in your lap. |
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| FromAbove |
jenny I am the only other one. If she had other lovers she woulda told me...why would she not. Besides, she's not mine. If she is with other guys I don't care. As long as they don't get in my way cos if they do...lol.
Nutella on my nuts. Gee thanks Frenchie. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| She wouldn't tell you because she doesn't respect you. Don't worry, you'll see I was right when this relationship fails. |
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| Frenchie |
| Nutella will patch anything up, including her big ole vagina that can hold the entire US army. |
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| FromAbove |
| I hope your stomach deflates during sex with your ugly boyfriend. |
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| Fuego |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Nutella will patch anything up, including your big ole vagina that can hold the entire US army. |
fixed imo |
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| FromAbove |
Ugh. I have 4 hours till I see my love and I want to waste that time with this other pretty girl who never even said no about hanging out tonight. This is annoying; did she just receive my text, read it, and then just ing put it back in her bag (the cell phone). ing bitch. I don't even know what to text her right now: "Hey I just got out of the shower so are we kickin it or not" Ew. That is so desperate and lame.
Why don't you tell me what to say. And don't tell me to give up cos I don't care. |
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| elFreak |
say you have drugs.
when she comes over rape her. |
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| FromAbove |
| First off drugs are gross. People who do drugs smell bad, have holes in their brain and have ugly teeth. This girl is in college and is smart. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Tell her all your previous charges have been cleared from your record, and that the authorities deemed it was safe for you to socialize with women again. |
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