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office xmas party stories (pg. 3)
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by chimera66
the coo and ceo gave me the thumbs up. |
awesome, that's all you needed! lol my date asked me on several occasions what her ceo was saying to me as I was networking like it's my job (lol which it is). There's another bank that her company banks with, and within 12 months, they're gonna be mine!!! :disbelief buahahahahahah!!!! or i might get a job there, either or. |
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| chimera66 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
awesome, that's all you needed! lol my date asked me on several occasions what her ceo was saying to me as I was networking like it's my job (lol which it is). There's another bank that her company banks with, and within 12 months, they're gonna be mine!!! :disbelief buahahahahahah!!!! or i might get a job there, either or. |
seriously i was there to make the rounds. you never know when you'll need something and since nobody likes my dept i have to make sure they at least like me. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| Last year was far more interesting - I smashed in the office bike. Took her round the back of some bar and just started caning her in. She was alright. |
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| zoogla |
| that's ing badass. |
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| Slylee |
there were tons of kids at my boss' xmas party because he had fake snow delivered to his house and all the neighborhood kids were running around screaming and throwing snow balls lol
anyway so my bf and i are inside talking with my boss and some people and we were talking about his birds and parrots in general and this young girl (probably about 8 or 9) just chimes right in and hits me on the arm (sort of like to get my attention) and goes, "oh hey funny story!" and she proceeded to tell me and my bf about her grandma's african gray parrot and how one time the cable guy knocked at the door and he was a "BIG BLACK GUY" (lol her words exactly) and when he walked in the front door, the bird squawked and said, "CALL 911"
:stongue: we just sat there like, "uhh..heheh"
ing kids are hilarious. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by airwalker1
woah i nearly shat my in pants:eek: |
it's just amy winehouse. don't be afraid, she won't bite but probably will inject you with aids. |
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| RJT |
Ours was canceled by the company this year because basically our entire building is losing their jobs two days prior to Christmas (though the excuse is "we need to get deliveries out the door"), so our bosses effectively organized a party on their own that is scheduled for the last 4 hours of what is pretty much everyone's last night anyway.
I thought that was pretty ing epic.  |
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| Acton |
Had my xmas party last Friday, the most exciting thing I did was put sprout soup into one of those long balloons, not tie it, then let the ****** loose down the entire room spewing bits of soup over a good proportion of the staff.
I spilt soup on myself you see, so I thought it, everyone else is going down.
Luckily there were so many other people "firing" these balloons that nobody knew who put soup in one of them.
Cashback. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
ing kids are hilarious. |
i think you mean IS, not ARE... n00b |
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| THE_Chris |
| Picking the hospitals top doctor up off the pavement infront of my boss and two other high ranking docs after he got utterly smashed on champagne and was trying to get everyone into his house for Horlicks and hot chocolate. |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Last year was far more interesting - I smashed in the office bike. Took her round the back of some bar and just started caning her in. She was alright. |
Funny Videos
YOU GOT GAME BRO!!!! |
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| tubby |
software company is basically divided by product, since two of the 3 product groups were brought in from takeovers. No-one in my division went to the christmas party, shows how much we like our company.
then again, announcing there is still a round of redundancies to go before christmas and holding off until the day before we shut down to say who means no-one feels safe and office life is pretty morbid. |
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