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I am an horny dude (pg. 2)
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| saluyamo |
| quote: | Originally posted by FromAbove
Today after work I was driving home and I saw an old friend of mine.
Instead of yelling to her like a decent person
(cos she has me blocked on my current myspace account).
She's really hot and I never got to her and I hope she writes me back cos I wanna her.
This is my life. |
Who's alt are you? |
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| ziptnf |
| Today after work I was driving home and saw an old friend of mine. Instead of yelling to her like a decent person (cos she has me blocked on my current myspace account because I sent her pictures of my with a ribbon on it). She's really hot and I never got to her and I hope she writes me back because I'm going to send her more pictures of my cock. The last time a girl called me, I looked her up, went to her house, and brutally murdered her. The body is still in the closet and I her on a regular basis. |
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| zoogla |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Fuego |
| quote: | Originally posted by FromAbove
Today after work I was driving home and I saw an old friend of mine. Instead of yelling to her like a decent person I just drove home, created a new myspace account and sent her a message (cos she has me blocked on my current myspace account). She's really hot and I never got to her and I hope she writes me back cos I wanna her.
This is my life. |
good luck with that. but seriously, odds are you'll be better off just putting one of these on your x-mas list
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| Direct |
What is that?
What is it for?
Give me specific detail. |
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| Kinezi |
| He dosent want to use google. He wants the answere from you, tell him a erotic story using that toy. |
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| DjWhooCares |
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| Fuego |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kinezi
He dosent want to use google. He wants the answere from you, tell him a erotic story using that toy. |
Can't say I have any personal experience with a fleshlight but, after three minutes on google i managed to find this gem.
http://www.nerve.com/PersonalEssays...hlight/main.asp
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| zoogla |
| lol can't believe i read that :wtf: |
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| Fuego |
| quote: | | The Fleshlight, standing tall and majestic, casts a shadow like a sundial. I will do it tonight |
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