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I didn't know I was a pushover
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| FromAbove |
So last night around 1AM this girl texts me asking if I'm awake. I tell her yeah and then she asks me if I want to come pick her up. Time goes by and eventually she calls and tells me she took a cab and now she wants me to buy a 12 pack of Budweiser and meet her at her apartment.
So instead of going to sleep like I wanted to, I get dressed and drive to 7-11. I pay $14 for 2 6 packs of Bud. She calls me over and over to check where I am. I have a hard time finding parking. Right when I park she texts me, "I'm going to bed - now." I call her and eventually meet her at her front door. She lets me in.
Inside she begins cooking; it's 2 in the morning. I sit down and she serves me a salad, chiken, and potato salad as well. She spills my beer all over the table and on my expensive $200 Guess jeans. I make the mistake of letting her know the price and she begins to call me a sissy boy and a liar. Then she starts to treat me like . Calling me an . And I just took it.
Then we went to the bedroom and watched Meet The Parents in bed as we both fell asleep. No sex.
Holy that was boring. Sorry everybody. |
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| zoogla |
| i'm thinking u also didn't know u were a tard. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
You wear $200 Guess jeans?
Sissy. |
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| Vivid Boy |
Dude ur a in twat. when a girl calls u sissy shes saying "prove to me you're a man and this "
but instead u replied "ur right im not a man"
but in all honesty, if a girl acts that crazy its better you didnt her. |
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| Dr. DAS |
So you got a booty call from a girl who was so hungry for cock, she called repeatedly to check your ETA.
She also asked you to pick up booze.
Then, you tell us that you fell asleep...no sex.
Is there any reason you thought it would be a good idea to tell the CoR of your epic, epic failure?
Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeease let Jennypie see this thread!
Sissy. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Wow...just wow. Twat, party of one! |
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| nekholm |
I hate it when people call every 5th minute "where are you now? are you here yet?" etc.
And yes, you are a pushover. |
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| dj_alfi |
| you ing twatbag. i hope a rat chews thru your ballsack when you're sleeping tonight. u, homo |
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| lücid |
| guess what, no one cares and we don't need another pathetic thread from you. use the random talking thread if you want to post stuff like this. |
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