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Takin shots before an interview (pg. 2)
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
I think you should your pants right before you go in to interview. The interviewer will be so intimidated by your stench that he will be forced to offer you the job.
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| saluyamo |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I think you should your pants right before you go in to interview. The interviewer will be so intimidated by your stench that he will be forced to offer you the job.
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Couldnt go wrong at all :toocool: |
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| couch-potato |
Now about bears.
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Or maybe a little hydrocodone. |
i never thought about that, but it actually seems like a great idea. |
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| Alex |
Naw man, here's what you do.
You take a whole load of steroids and speed, then you run into the interview sweating balls and mad pumped right. With me still? Ok cool. So when he starts asking you dumb questions like "What's your favorite color?" you solve his Rubik's Cube then yourself. Breaking his desk in half with your fists might be a good idea too, you need to establish yourself as the craziest son of a bitch he's seen all day, so, ya... The more retarded the better, amirite? |
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| daphunky1 |
| I would think 2 shots, no more, could be a good idea. I'd just tend to be all smiley and goofy and really talkative, maybe that's how I'd be without the shots, so then maybe I'd chill out. I don't know, I'm already pretty out-going. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Hell yeah. I always take a before an interview. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Hell yeah. I always take a before an interview. |
You just love ting, so that is no surprise. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| this reminds me of that scene in stepbrothers when they go to those job interviews... i lol'ed |
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| Magnus |
| I wouldn't do that because they might smell it on your breath. Its too easy to detect. Instead I would take either some Xanax or Klonopin which will have an even better effect than alcohol. I have taken 2mg of Klonopin 30 minutes before an interview and was completely calm. |
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