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I'm stuck under 90000 pounds of rubble with 250000 people
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| SuspicionVandit |
The only form of communication i have is my laptop on the Verizon network.
We've been here for about 2 weeks and we are getting hungry and have decided to eat each other. While everyone is busy making a case for who deserves to be eaten, I'm proposing on people who NOT to be eaten.
I vote for nerds. Is this viable? |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
The only form of communication i have is my laptop on the Verizon network.
We've been here for about 2 weeks and we are getting hungry and have decided to eat each other. While everyone is busy making a case for who deserves to be eaten, I'm proposing on people who NOT to be eaten.
I vote for nerds. Is this viable? |
Depends. Nerds can be black, white or some other color. They can be short, tall or in between. They can be redheads, blonds or brunettes. They can be rich or poor or otherwise. There can also be posers. You'd have to develop some sort of a screening process where you separate the real from the fake. Female nerds get priority, cause we all know how hot they are.
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| Lira |
- Have a sex marathon;
- Whoever perishes first is cannibalised;
- Go back to step 1.
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| jonSun |
| i heard cooked penis tastes like bloody chicken |
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| tubularbills |
| i vote your laptop |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i vote your laptop |
No way! They need to ingest as many megahertz as possible! |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
No way! They need to ingest as many megahertz as possible! |
what century are you living in?!?! it's all about gigahertz :rolleyes: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
what century are you living in?!?! |
We're talking about 250000 people here!
2 gigahertz / 250,000 people = Less than a gigahertz, that's for sure. |
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| couch-potato |
| F3ED THEM TRANCE MUSIC |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
F3ED THEM TRANCE MUSIC |
There's hardly enough good trance music to feed 20 people let alone 250,000.
Electro house minimal :gsmile: |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Ok here is the reasoning -
Offer yourself as a sacrifice - the willing don't need to deal with the carnage. The other logic is - ask for volunteers, those who offer themselves are either the ones who should be eaten first - or those who should not be eaten first.
THe reason not to eat them first, is because more energy will be needed later on to fight the people who really want to live. This way if everyone who volunteers will eventually give themselves up without a struggle, then it is less work when food gets really scarce.
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| quote: | Originally posted by ********
once all the babies are eaten
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