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If Toronto was attacked by zombies...
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| all_earz |
If Toronto was attacked by zombies, what would you do?
-hole up in the basements and lock all the doors?
-duke it out hand-to-hand combat style?
-throw yourself to the horde of zombies at your front door?
-steal weapons and see how long you an last?
I would grab a shotgun and lotsa ammo and bolt for the nearest hardware store, or maybe the nearest body of water. (zombies can't swim anyways, right?) |
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| Aleksandra |
| call leon kennedy. |
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| ad0nis |
| Are the zombies like the ones from Resident Evil, or like the ones in I am Legend? |
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| Halycon |
| hmm that depends... is the comfortzone open? |
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| smuncky |
last time there were zombies i took out my camera.
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| DigiNut |
I would change my MSN display name to alert all of my internet friends with whom I never speak about the developing situation. If possible, I would try to make continuous updates as a play-by-play commentary.
Example:
Time | Display Name
16:00 | Aaron [Zombies have invaded the city.]
16:10 | Aaron [Zombies have overrun 8 police officers and eaten their brains.]
16:43 | Aaron [Zombies have invaded a nearby Burger King and ordered 200 Whoppers with extra brains.]
16:49 | Aaron [Zombies have sliced open all of the Burger King staff and patrons' heads and made brain sandwiches with mayonnaise after one cook tried to fool them with cotton candy.]
17:21 | Aaron [Zombies have invaded Ryerson.]
17:22 | Aaron [Zombies have left Ryerson due to inadequate food supply.]
18:38 | Aaron [Zombies have removed their left arms and are using them to beat a group of cyclists over the head.]
18:48 | Aaron [Zombies have eaten all the cyclists' brains. One accidentally ate a tire and exploded into 1200 chunks of semidigested rubber.]
19:06 | Aaron [Zombies on their way to Queen St to hide amongst the goth and hipsters for a few hours before eating their brains.]
22:55 | Aaron [Zombies on their way to the Guvernment.]
And so on, and so forth. I think this would undoubtedly be the most useful and helpful course of action to take, but I also have only read 5 or 6 zombie-preparedness books and the last zombie movie I saw was Planet Terror, so my information might be out of date.
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| teufel-man |
| quote: | Originally posted by all_earz
If Toronto was attacked by zombies, what would you do?
-hole up in the basements and lock all the doors?
-duke it out hand-to-hand combat style?
-throw yourself to the horde of zombies at your front door?
-steal weapons and see how long you an last?
I would grab a shotgun and lotsa ammo and bolt for the nearest hardware store, or maybe the nearest body of water. (zombies can't swim anyways, right?) |
You play too many video games! |
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| infinity HiGH |
It would be a dream come true. Nothing I want more than to blow zombies heads off with a shotgun (combat shotgun, preferably). I would also stock up on herbs in case I get injured.
lol.....herbs...
| quote: | Originally posted by ad0nis
Are the zombies like the ones from Resident Evil, or like the ones in I am Legend? |
Which RE though? In RE4 and onwards they've gotten much faster. And they got chainsaws too. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| blow them up. |
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| MarkT |
| I would give them e. who wants to eat brains when their high? |
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