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| Amduscias |
:wtf: k so today i noticed how many freaks actually work here...
theres this fat lady who partys every single day, she comes drunk to work and stuff.
theres like a gay community within, about 7 lesbians and 5 gays
:mad: one of the lesbians is really hot too!, .
theres a chick who drinks about 14 cups of coffee daily, and she curses at the cafeteria guy when theres no coffee.
also some chick who has a keychain full of mini dildos.
the winner has to be, a mid 40s guy who every morning watches porn...
i mean who the hell watches porn at work? srsly
(Edit) i forgot to mention this HUUUUGEEE lady... prolly the most obese woman i have seen.
post your freaky co-workers |
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| donegalredneck |
| Any jobs going? It sounds like fun. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| I watch porn at work all the time. My boss does too ;) |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
I watch porn at work all the time. My boss does too ;) |
at 8:23 in the morning? really? |
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| elFreak |
| i thought you were 12. |
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| Ivand |
i watch porn too, and often share it with my co-workers :P , also at that hour im finishing my morning fap, so, yeah, that early
also, you work at a call center, get used to it when i was at DV there were even more freaks.. the gay community was like 10x the size of yours and i used to drink coffee continually the whole day. Dunno, its what call centers do to you |
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| Rikard |
I used to work at McDonalds before i went to college. Those places seem to attract people crazy enough to work there.
So we have a tourette's case, a really good looking girl who isn't allowed to work as a cashier for obvious reasons. Everything she looks at she has to touch, and when she realizes what she's done some times (you guess) she curses really loud to make up for it. Then she realizes that half the restaurant is staring at her and she's off to the bathroom for 2mins. I don't think she's taking her medicines...
You have the steroid-monkey who all he can talk about is his little baby cat and how frustrating it is for him that the TV show OC ended. He's probably mano-depressive, and his temper changes from day to day, you never know when he's on a good mood.
Then you have the guy's who are never going to leave the place, especially this 30year old guy that lives with his mother, a girl that left law-school for a crush at the place and a super depressed HR-manager that doesn't do anything else than talk about the repair-man she's dating :stongue: |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i thought you were 12. |
He is, but he's in a ty 3rd world country. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
He is, but he's in a ty 3rd world country. |
Times are tough in his football making factory. |
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| Slylee |
i walked in on my last boss while he was watching some porn. needless to say that was pretty ing awkward lol
ugh i wanted to vomit he is so gross and short and fat and bald and hairy sldjkfa;sldkjlgkj:wtf: |
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| donegalredneck |
The head of our IT department had to log in to my e-mails one time to release an e-mail from a member of the public that I needed to view (it was blocked as it contained images - but they were of drawings of buildings). He's based in a different office and so I was talking to him on the phone while he was sorting the images for me. He commented that I had too many e-mails in my inbox and needed to delete them. So he had a brief look through the titles. Some of them were forwards with ridiculous names, such as "worlds hottest man" and a few e-mails to and fro between myself and the then g/f, all with that title "Re: worlds hottest man". I hardly felt like an idiot. There were others which had titles like: "Aldi folder 18++", "Girls with little or no clothes on", etc.
So he was like, "Okay donegalredneck, you need to delete some of these e-mails. Do you see the ones I'm on about?" (while he'd have the little arrow he was in control of over the ones he was referring to). Thankfully he doesn't know what I look, and when I met him a few weeks later he didn't know it was me! |
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| malek |
| i used to bust people looking at porn, it was my job.......:p |
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