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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| hmm mad as . ive seen that movie :S |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
how about a movie called 'the best thing since sliced bread' its about a young lad who was unfortunate enough to be called 'sliced bread' by his parents. hes at work one day, in the office, and he overhears one of his colleagues say in the distance, "man, staplers are the best thing since sliced bread". sliced bread walks home from work, churning this revelation over and over in his head, until he gets home, makes a nice stew for dinner, and grabs an uncut loaf out of the cupboard to eat with it. he reaches for his sharpest bread knife, and begins to cut, but cant keep his hand steady and ends up cutting a little corner off of the loaf.. and continues to do this until the whole loaf of bread is ruined as it is in small chunks, and not in slices. he quickly runs to the local shop, and buys a loaf of sliced bread. gets home just in time before his stew is ruined.. butters his bread, sits down on the coach to watch 'joey' on TV with his dinner, dips his bread into his lovely stew, and puts it in his mouth and chokes to death. proving that sliced bread is the worst thing to sliced bread, since sliced bread
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| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
first scene vietnamese war vet in a car
smoking cigg
starts having a flash back
runs out of his car trippin out yelling things like NOOOO SAMMY NOOOO!!!FUUUCCCKK ARRRR
and the war vet runs into a building.
inside the building is a paintball course and it some lil asians kids birthday and hes having a bday party
so viet war vet runs on the course and is like oh , im in the again.
and totally wigs out
then the rest of the film would be him kidnapping the kids, going all commando. snapping necks, tying a kid up and torturing him in one of those paintball bunkers. just literally funny ways of kickin the crap out of these kids.
game ends.
he goes outside and a bunch of iraqi's come in for the next game |
I like these! As i was reading the sliced bread one and the scenes were running through my head i just may work with this one.
For some reason i pictured the guy from that movie where he's stuck in traffic and starts walking home and some black people try to steal his briefcase gaahh what movie is that???
I have a guy in mind too! WOOOT |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I like these! As i was reading the sliced bread one and the scenes were running through my head i just may work with this one.
For some reason i pictured the guy from that movie where he's stuck in traffic and starts walking home and some black people try to steal his briefcase gaahh what movie is that???
I have a guy in mind too! WOOOT |
"Falling Down" with Michael Douglas |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
The spin off potential is endless! |
I agree. Well, Adaptation was an excellent movie. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
"Falling Down" with Michael Douglas |
Yessssss
SLICED BREAD! MY CREATIVE WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!!!!
ZOMG I got the puuuurrrfect guy for this role. He's pale as with blond hair this is awesome im so excited
You win [N]ûk|êû[Z] im going to make this happen yo
A trillion hits on youtube
STORY BY: (your name)[N]ûk|êû[Z]
Brilliant, superb!:thepirate
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Yessssss
SLICED BREAD! MY CREATIVE WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!!!!
ZOMG I got the puuuurrrfect guy for this role. He's pale as with blond hair this is awesome im so excited
You win [N]ûk|êû[Z] im going to make this happen yo
A trillion hits on youtube
STORY BY: (your name)[N]ûk|êû[Z]
Brilliant, superb!:thepirate
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haha niceness :D... good luck with it fella ;)
btw.. the names Jay ;) |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
haha niceness :D... good luck with it fella ;)
btw.. the names Jay ;) |
I told this to some folks out side they liked it but the question came up why did his parents call him sliced bread?
At the moment i was like it doesn't matter to leave a bit of mystery to why he was called that. Leave it up to the viewers imagination. If i can get the guy i want to play this role they'll know why! |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| tbh i didnt think that far ahead.. i just read the words, funny/stupid .. if someone being called sliced bread is too far fetched.. then maybe his name could be a foreign name like sly cedbread? :S .. russians ftw |
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| Lira |
Bucket: The Docu-Drama
A kid complains someone stole his bucket. He thinks a walrus may have taken it away from him. All soldiers start to look for the bucket, and you ask them their opinions on who really stole the bucket. In the end, the bucket will have run away to Las Vegas on its own, in search for a better life. |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Bucket: The Docu-Drama
A kid complains someone stole his bucket. He thinks a walrus may have taken it away from him. All soldiers start to look for the bucket, and you ask them their opinions on who really stole the bucket. In the end, the bucket will have run away to Las Vegas on its own, in search for a better life. |
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and then someone kicked the bucket, and it died bdum tshh |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
and then someone kicked the bucket, and it died bdum tshh |
That's the perfect ending!!! :stongue: |
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| Domesticated |
There's this guy living in Germany who has a garbage disposal room out the back of his apartment building. One day he concocts a plan to super glue the lock so that whoever goes in there will get trapped and he can take pictures from his window.
He goes onto an online trance discussion forum and posts his intentions, but then never goes through with the plan because he's a gigantic wuss. At the end of the film he commits suicide by super gluing his breathing passages shut because he can no longer deal with the shame of being such a failure. |
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