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JennyPie: Dude or Chick? (pg. 6)
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FunkyCrew
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Originally posted by Ania_xox
lol Kristina


omg
I will never liv this one down!
PressPLay
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Originally posted by English Rachel
Grrrrrr you know your presence makes me itch to know who you are... probably because you have some itch-inducing std but nonetheless, it drives me crazy!!!!!!


I'm in Leslieville too. Maybe I'll share an STD Java with you and Adam at the Starbucks @Queen and Logan some time in 2009. :toocool:
Vivid Boy
I feel i need to say something in this thread about jennypie, sine the two of us are partners in crime on this site called trance addict.


I have never met another person as colorful and ed up as an imagination as myself, until I met jennypie. I dont know if its the massive amounts of cocaine we did as children that got us this way or if it was the fact we both raped and pillaged our first village at the ripe age of 16. I do know this though, she has titties and she does have a vagina (i heard through a friend of a friend) however that does not necessarily mean she is a woman.

google defines a woman as:

an adult female person (as opposed to a man); "the woman kept house while the man hunted"

and we all know jennypie couldnt afford a house let alone keep a house if her life depended on it and she can't hunt either because she loves animals and could any man really see jennypie cook a meal that dint involve some sort of feces?

google also defines a woman as :

a female person who plays a significant role (wife or mistress or girlfriend) in the life of a particular man; "he was faithful to his woman"


this does not define jenny either even though she does play a significant role in an online life she is not faithful to any one particular man, she is faithful to all men


so i decided to let google define man for me and i got this


an adult male person who has a manly character (virile and courageous competent); "the army will make a man of you"

manly character, maybe but this isnt jennypie either. Virile and courageous? comptent?! the army will make a man of you?!?! no jennypie makes a woman out of the army

so what is jennypie then? is she a fictious character on a cybertronic plain sent force to guide us into a revoultion of online carnage and dildos?

NO

and as i sit here sipping my motts clamato pourin a mickey of vodka into it, i ask myself where is this post going?

absolutely nowhere! it is merely a distraction while jenny crawls up behind you with a mask and duct tape to shove over your mouth while I await anxiously in that rogers van that has been parked out front for 2 days, with 2 children and a load of new power tools I am more then eagerly awaiting to put to use with aids poured on the tip of the blades
English Rachel
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I feel i need to say something in this thread about jennypie, sine the two of us are partners in crime on this site called trance addict.


I have never met another person as colorful and ed up as an imagination as myself, until I met jennypie. I dont know if its the massive amounts of cocaine we did as children that got us this way or if it was the fact we both raped and pillaged our first village at the ripe age of 16. I do know this though, she has titties and she does have a vagina (i heard through a friend of a friend) however that does not necessarily mean she is a woman.

google defines a woman as:

an adult female person (as opposed to a man); "the woman kept house while the man hunted"


and we all know jennypie couldnt keep a house if her life depended on it and she can't hunt either because she loves animals

google also defines a woman as :

a female person who plays a significant role (wife or mistress or girlfriend) in the life of a particular man; "he was faithful to his woman"


this does not define jenny either even though she does play a significant role in an online life she is not faithful to any one particular man, she is faithful to all men


so i decided to let google define man for me and i got this


an adult male person who has a manly character (virile and courageous competent); "the army will make a man of you"

and this isnt jennypie either. Virile and courageous? comptent?! the army will make a man of you?!?! no jennypie makes a woman out of the army

so what is jennypie then? is she a fictious character on a cybertronic plain sent force to guide us into a revoultion of online carnage and dildos?

NO

and as i sit here sipping my motts clamato pourin a mickey of vodka into it, i ask myself where is this post going?

absolutely nowhere! it is merely a distraction while jenny crawls up behind you with a mask and duct tape to shove over your mouth while I await anxiously in that rogers van that has been parked out front for 2 days, with 2 children and a load of new power tools I am more then eagerly awaiting to put to use with aids poured on the tip of the blades


me


not me but ME.... damn, why can't we write with inflection?? lol
Yohan
lol. wtf eric

:haha:
English Rachel
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Originally posted by PressPLay
I'm in Leslieville too. Maybe I'll share an STD Java with you and Adam at the Starbucks @Queen and Logan some time in 2009. :toocool:


AAARRRGGGGHHHH I know you're in Leslieville!!!! Even more annoying!!!
PressPLay
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Originally posted by English Rachel
AAARRRGGGGHHHH I know you're in Leslieville!!!! Even more annoying!!!


Not assuming all Brits love Fish & Chips, but I can often be found ordering take-away from B&B Fish and Chips or RELIABLE Fish and Chips in the neighborhood. :D
Vivid Boy
we ain the type of thugs that be leaning against a car actin all hard though
we the type of thugs that stand in front of school luring fat girls in our van with food like paul bernardo
jenny is my star soulja, my karla homolka
but when times get tough shes ready to rat to the feds and die her hair moka
eventhough she was the one who lingered with some liquor and fingered them out
while psychologists run some tests and thumb thru my passed
tryin to figure out my triggers and try to figure me out
Yohan
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
we ain the type of thugs that be leaning against a car actin all hard though
we the type of thugs that stand in front of school luring fat girls in our van with food like paul bernardo
jenny is my star soulja, my karla homolka
but when times get tough shes ready to rat to the feds and die her hair moka
eventhough she was the one who lingered till i left and then fingered them out
while psychologists run tests and thumb thru my passed
tryin to figure out my trigger and try to figure me out
:stongue:

oh . eric, you just made my day
Vivid Boy
No-No-Notoriousss


baby baybe!!!

Silky Johnson
:haha: :haha:


I'm definitely having Eric read my eulogy when I die.
English Rachel
quote:
Originally posted by PressPLay
Not assuming all Brits love Fish & Chips, but I can often be found ordering take-away from B&B Fish and Chips or RELIABLE Fish and Chips in the neighborhood. :D


At least tell me this, do I know you?




Eric, you're on fire today!!!!
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