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Raccoon Rape!
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| Trance Nutter |
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Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off
January 27, 2009 03:10pm
AN enraged raccoon has bitten off a man's penis as the pervert tried to rape the animal.
Russian Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. |
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/...5006301,00.html
:wtf: :wtf:
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
wow, just wow |
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| nchs09 |
| One of the few times rape ends in lulz. |
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| Trouble |
haha.
so what did you get up to this weekend? well, hung out, drank a little, banged a couple of raccoons, ya know, the usual. |
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| chach |
| In russia..... I got nothing :toothless |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| why would you ever bring your member out near any animal with fangs and claws? |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
why would you ever bring your member out near any animal with fangs and claws? |
Because catty bitches can be hot? |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
In russia..... I got nothing :toothless |
In soviet russia, racoon rapes you! :toothless |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
why would you ever bring your member out near any animal with fangs and claws? |
obviously, you never banged a goth chick
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
obviously, you never banged a goth chick
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hott |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| except that real goth chicks are normally fat and ugly emo whores with no self esteem and terrible dress sense. |
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| chach |
  mmmm suicide girls is win as well |
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| Renzo |
| Chach, those girls look like they're eight. |
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