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Funniest**** since a long time (no youtube inside) (pg. 3)
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| TranceArmstrong |
a thousand internets to you my friend
great find |
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| Sandsider |
"I think it would be really good if you dressed as a ninja as well and we could perform a martial arts display for the other guests. I have real swords and will bring them "
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| narcism |
| :haha: good aussie humor |
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| Audious |
| "Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no." |
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| Jer |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
I myself like to go for a jog every night to keep fit but fear leaving the house so I have to jog on the spot taking very small steps with my arms straight down. |
i laughed so goddamned hard |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
As it won't be cold the night of your party, I have decided to come as a Ninja. I think it would be really good if you dressed as a ninja as well and we could perform a martial arts display for the other guests. I have real swords and will bring them. If you need help with your costume let me know, I have made mine by wrapping a black t-shirt around my face with a hooded jacket and cut finger holes in black socks for the gloves. I do not have any black pants so will spray paint my legs on the night.
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| EgosXII |
| hahaha this is like tucker-max gold, good find :D |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Audious
"Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no." |
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| Frenkieee |
Brilliant :D
I looked on that site and came across this. Pretty funny too :cool: |
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| approximalia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenkieee
Brilliant :D
I looked on that site and came across this. Pretty funny too :cool: |
I checked out the link, pretty funny! :stongue:
I especially liked:
| quote: | onlinepetfrog.com
Instead of buying their own pet frog, users would pay a fee and I would buy them a frog and look after it. Users could log on anytime to a live webcam and see how their frog is going and send live requests for me to wave the frog's hand at the camera or bang on the glass if it is sleeping. |
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| LinX |
| is hilarious. i only wish i had the opportunity lmao |
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